Post by KONNAN on Sept 14, 2007 3:03:07 GMT -5
*The IWCF Cameras show Konnan at his home in San Diego, California with Jesus Zuniga who is about to Interview Konnan himself.*
JESUS ZUNIGA: I am currently at the home of one Carlos Santiago Espada better known as Konnan. Now the last time we saw Konnan was in Triple A in Mexico but now I am being told that you are coming to the IWCF? Is this correct?
KONNAN: Your damn skippy that's correct Zuniga if this was a bunch of b.s then you wouldn't be here now would you?
JESUS ZUNIGA: No of course not. But Konnan what brings you here to the IWCF?
KONNAN: What brings me here to the IWCF? A lot of different reasons and a lot of different people come to mind. You see like Dorival Santos and Black Reign I came from a corrupt Wrestling company except that this Wrestling company discriminated against Latinos and other Foreign Talent. And after months of b.s and after months of being discriminated against I decided I had enough so I decided to take my walking papers and get the hell out before I ever bitch slapped the son of a bitch that ran that company. And that son of a bitch better be thankful that I didn't get to slap him because if I did then he woulda been in the hospital Jesus and I woulda been incarcerated. Now I am here in the IWCF a new company with a great Roster and great Champions. The only thing that I don't know about this company is how they treat their Latino talent but I guess I'm gonna have to wait and see what happens with that when I make my debut in the IWCF at Mayhem this Sunday.
JESUS ZUNIGA: You're going to make your debut at Mayhem this Sunday Konnan!?
KONNAN: That's right! I am gonna be making my IWCF debut at Mayhem this Sunday but not as a Wrestler but as a Manager.
JESUS ZUNIGA: Well who are you exactly going to Manage this Sunday at Mayhem Konnan?
KONNAN: I'll get to that right now but before I even go there I would like to talk about a Wrestler that has been one of the "Top Stars" in this company and that Wrestler is Gamer Nerd! Gamer Nerd. I've herd a lot about you and I've read up on you and you seem to be quite the Wrestler. But you know what amazes me the most about you Gamer Nerd? The fact that you like to Play Video Games and the fact that you actually take pride in being a Nerd! That takes some huevos to do and not a lot of people have the huevos to admit that they are Nerds. What also surprised me is that Christy Hemme- that Redheaded Bimbo that can't even cut a promo to save her life is your Manager. I gotta give you props for that as well because not a lot of men get to date Redheads like her. You also have a Stable called "The Game Freaks" and that is another thing that got me interested in you Gamer Nerd. With all that aside I got a question to ask you Gamer Nerd? Do you a match in you for Sunday's Mayhem? If the you say yes then you are in luck because if you have a match left in you for Sunday's Mayhem then I suggest you accept the challenge that I am about to lay out to you. Let's see how about you go one on one against one of my closest Home Boys? Yeah you versus one of my Home Boys one on one inside that ring at Mayhem on Sunday Night. Now you may be asking yourself "which Home Boy are you talking about Konnan?" well I am going to tell you right now just exactly who I am talking about. I'm talking about one of my closest Home Boys. We've been through the good and the bad as Homies and now that I am officially in the IWCF we are reunited again. Me and my Home Boy have wreaked havoc in Mexico too. We took out Mexican Wrestlers like Pizza Delivery Boys take out Pizzas and now we are going to do the same here in the IWCF.
JESUS ZUNIGA: Well who exactly are you talking about Konnan!?
KONNAN: I am talking about my Home Boy Ricky Banderas a.k.a "The Messiah"!
JESUS ZUNIGA: RICKY BANDERAS "THE MESSIAH"!?
KONNAN: That's right the exact same one that you've seen in IWA, WSX, and AAA. So Gamer Nerd if you got the huevos to accept the challenge that I just finished laying out to you then I suggest you accept it cuz it's gonna be worth it not just because it's gonna be my IWCF debut and not just because you are going to be facing Ricky Banderas in the ring at Mayhem but because you are going to be part of IWCF History.
JESUS ZUNIGA: IWCF HISTORY!? What do you mean by that Konnan!?
KONNAN: You're just gonna have to wait and see what transpires at Mayhem on Sunday to find out about what I am talking about just like everybody else Jesus.
And by the way: ARRIBA CUBA!!!!
ORALE, ARRIBA LA RAZA!!!!
JESUS ZUNIGA: There you have him one Carlos Santiago Espada also known as Konnan. Will Gamer Nerd accept Konnan's challenge for Mayhem? I guess will be finding out sooner rather than later.
*The Interview concludes.*
JESUS ZUNIGA: I am currently at the home of one Carlos Santiago Espada better known as Konnan. Now the last time we saw Konnan was in Triple A in Mexico but now I am being told that you are coming to the IWCF? Is this correct?
KONNAN: Your damn skippy that's correct Zuniga if this was a bunch of b.s then you wouldn't be here now would you?
JESUS ZUNIGA: No of course not. But Konnan what brings you here to the IWCF?
KONNAN: What brings me here to the IWCF? A lot of different reasons and a lot of different people come to mind. You see like Dorival Santos and Black Reign I came from a corrupt Wrestling company except that this Wrestling company discriminated against Latinos and other Foreign Talent. And after months of b.s and after months of being discriminated against I decided I had enough so I decided to take my walking papers and get the hell out before I ever bitch slapped the son of a bitch that ran that company. And that son of a bitch better be thankful that I didn't get to slap him because if I did then he woulda been in the hospital Jesus and I woulda been incarcerated. Now I am here in the IWCF a new company with a great Roster and great Champions. The only thing that I don't know about this company is how they treat their Latino talent but I guess I'm gonna have to wait and see what happens with that when I make my debut in the IWCF at Mayhem this Sunday.
JESUS ZUNIGA: You're going to make your debut at Mayhem this Sunday Konnan!?
KONNAN: That's right! I am gonna be making my IWCF debut at Mayhem this Sunday but not as a Wrestler but as a Manager.
JESUS ZUNIGA: Well who are you exactly going to Manage this Sunday at Mayhem Konnan?
KONNAN: I'll get to that right now but before I even go there I would like to talk about a Wrestler that has been one of the "Top Stars" in this company and that Wrestler is Gamer Nerd! Gamer Nerd. I've herd a lot about you and I've read up on you and you seem to be quite the Wrestler. But you know what amazes me the most about you Gamer Nerd? The fact that you like to Play Video Games and the fact that you actually take pride in being a Nerd! That takes some huevos to do and not a lot of people have the huevos to admit that they are Nerds. What also surprised me is that Christy Hemme- that Redheaded Bimbo that can't even cut a promo to save her life is your Manager. I gotta give you props for that as well because not a lot of men get to date Redheads like her. You also have a Stable called "The Game Freaks" and that is another thing that got me interested in you Gamer Nerd. With all that aside I got a question to ask you Gamer Nerd? Do you a match in you for Sunday's Mayhem? If the you say yes then you are in luck because if you have a match left in you for Sunday's Mayhem then I suggest you accept the challenge that I am about to lay out to you. Let's see how about you go one on one against one of my closest Home Boys? Yeah you versus one of my Home Boys one on one inside that ring at Mayhem on Sunday Night. Now you may be asking yourself "which Home Boy are you talking about Konnan?" well I am going to tell you right now just exactly who I am talking about. I'm talking about one of my closest Home Boys. We've been through the good and the bad as Homies and now that I am officially in the IWCF we are reunited again. Me and my Home Boy have wreaked havoc in Mexico too. We took out Mexican Wrestlers like Pizza Delivery Boys take out Pizzas and now we are going to do the same here in the IWCF.
JESUS ZUNIGA: Well who exactly are you talking about Konnan!?
KONNAN: I am talking about my Home Boy Ricky Banderas a.k.a "The Messiah"!
JESUS ZUNIGA: RICKY BANDERAS "THE MESSIAH"!?
KONNAN: That's right the exact same one that you've seen in IWA, WSX, and AAA. So Gamer Nerd if you got the huevos to accept the challenge that I just finished laying out to you then I suggest you accept it cuz it's gonna be worth it not just because it's gonna be my IWCF debut and not just because you are going to be facing Ricky Banderas in the ring at Mayhem but because you are going to be part of IWCF History.
JESUS ZUNIGA: IWCF HISTORY!? What do you mean by that Konnan!?
KONNAN: You're just gonna have to wait and see what transpires at Mayhem on Sunday to find out about what I am talking about just like everybody else Jesus.
And by the way: ARRIBA CUBA!!!!
ORALE, ARRIBA LA RAZA!!!!
JESUS ZUNIGA: There you have him one Carlos Santiago Espada also known as Konnan. Will Gamer Nerd accept Konnan's challenge for Mayhem? I guess will be finding out sooner rather than later.
*The Interview concludes.*