Post by The First Family on Sept 7, 2007 2:25:03 GMT -5
("Operation Punch" hits the P.A System as Jimmy Hart is seen walking down with a smile on his face. Jimmy Hart grabs the ropes and enters the ring with a microphone in hand.)
Jimmy Hart: Well, Well, Well. Things have been on a downside as of late. School has started, a Heatwave has started to rise, and Hurricanes are coming by. But despite all that, I'M STILL STANDING!
Better yet, MY FIRST FAMILY is STILL STANDING! Ha ha ha ha!
And speaking of my First Family, I thought I'd throw out an open Hardcore challenge for Tommy Shaw and that Pogo The Clown. That's right boys! Jimmy Hart is throwing out a good old fashioned Hardcore challenge that you guys will accept. But I'm out here throwing out the open Hardcore challenge on behalf of one man! That's right, ONE MAN! And that man isn't McFloyd, Sir Peter Lawrence, or Dr. Arthur Malaria. No no, I'm throwing out this Hardcore challenge on behalf of the NEWEST MEMBER of my First Family ladies and gentlemen please welcome, TORTICOLLIS!
("The Wind got a hold of you" hits the P.A System as the fans see Torticollis making his way down towards the ring with a mean grin on his face.)
Jimmy Hart: Come on in baby!
(Torticollis steps through the ropes and stares down at Jimmy Hart.)
Jimmy Hart: There you have him, the latest addition to my First Family, TORTICOLLIS!
Torticollis is one of the toughest Hardcore Brawlers that the streets have ever seen and he's NO MATCH for a Drunken Idiot who urinates on the mouth of a Men, and he is NO MATCH for some Clown who happens to be a Registered Sex Offender! Ha ha ha ha!
Did that hurt Pogo HU? Did it hurt? Aw, I'm sorry Pogo but it's the truth! Ha ha ha ha!
Anyway, both men are NO MATCH for Torticollis but if they think that they are then I suggest both men accept this Hardcore challenge that I have thrown out on behalf of Torticollis. Don't worry boys, he doesn't bite, he just beats people up! So if you have the guts to accept the challenge then I suggest the both of you step up and accept. Come on, we'll be waiting. Come on Torticollis, let's go.
("Operation Punch" hits as Jimmy Hart and Torticollis walk off towards the Backstage Area.)
Jimmy Hart: Well, Well, Well. Things have been on a downside as of late. School has started, a Heatwave has started to rise, and Hurricanes are coming by. But despite all that, I'M STILL STANDING!
Better yet, MY FIRST FAMILY is STILL STANDING! Ha ha ha ha!
And speaking of my First Family, I thought I'd throw out an open Hardcore challenge for Tommy Shaw and that Pogo The Clown. That's right boys! Jimmy Hart is throwing out a good old fashioned Hardcore challenge that you guys will accept. But I'm out here throwing out the open Hardcore challenge on behalf of one man! That's right, ONE MAN! And that man isn't McFloyd, Sir Peter Lawrence, or Dr. Arthur Malaria. No no, I'm throwing out this Hardcore challenge on behalf of the NEWEST MEMBER of my First Family ladies and gentlemen please welcome, TORTICOLLIS!
("The Wind got a hold of you" hits the P.A System as the fans see Torticollis making his way down towards the ring with a mean grin on his face.)
Jimmy Hart: Come on in baby!
(Torticollis steps through the ropes and stares down at Jimmy Hart.)
Jimmy Hart: There you have him, the latest addition to my First Family, TORTICOLLIS!
Torticollis is one of the toughest Hardcore Brawlers that the streets have ever seen and he's NO MATCH for a Drunken Idiot who urinates on the mouth of a Men, and he is NO MATCH for some Clown who happens to be a Registered Sex Offender! Ha ha ha ha!
Did that hurt Pogo HU? Did it hurt? Aw, I'm sorry Pogo but it's the truth! Ha ha ha ha!
Anyway, both men are NO MATCH for Torticollis but if they think that they are then I suggest both men accept this Hardcore challenge that I have thrown out on behalf of Torticollis. Don't worry boys, he doesn't bite, he just beats people up! So if you have the guts to accept the challenge then I suggest the both of you step up and accept. Come on, we'll be waiting. Come on Torticollis, let's go.
("Operation Punch" hits as Jimmy Hart and Torticollis walk off towards the Backstage Area.)
