Pogo? POGO....POGO

[Pogo The Clown]

[glow=red,2,300](deep in the bowels of the arena in the boiler room there's a clown, sitting with a bunch of teddy bears around a table drinking tea.....did i say teddy ebars i ment hostages dressed as teddy bears.)

POGO= hehe Silly old Tommy got the gold after all, what a character.....more tea miss snotty bottom???

(Pogo pours a gagged women in a bear outfit some tea)

And now we dont even have a match this week but it's ok Because Pogo is gonna be juuuuussssttttt fine boys and girls.

(Pogo drinks his tea)

But you know what Boyz and girls....not everyone likes clowns
thats right kiddies some of the grown ups think Pogo's sick and shouldn't be around you all because of what a poop head i used to be in XPW ....BUt boys and girls i've changed my ways well i changed my ways way back in AJCW and now I'm here to bring laughs and hugs to the children.

(Pogo Snarls)

But the grown ups those no good smelly grown ups wanna get in Pogo's way and tell him he cant be nice, they said im a freak and should be locked up.

(Pogo smashes a tea cup into a mans face and stands up)

Well boys and girls i say no more, if they try to tkae Pogo's laughs away Pogo will just have to hurt them...........bad

(Pogo laughs....cries then laughs again before running off into the dark passages ways.)[/glow]

[Pogo The Clown]

[glow=red,2,300](Pogo returns with a large stuffed peguin..wait it's Tommy Shaw in a foam rubber suit. Pogo sits Tommy down with the rest of the group and ungags him.)

Pogo= Ok Tommy now where gonna make up and be friends, let me introduce you to my friends, the wuv-able lil teddy bears named.....miss snotty bottom....mr Dilbo head.thats dilbo not dil o nevermind hehe....and finally sir pork.

(tommy looks around confuzed)

Tommy= What the hell is this, you damn F(BEEP) freak

Not nice Tommy take it back and have some tea

i dont want tea i want beer and pie, and i dont mean bluberry

Shush children are watching

I hate kids more than i hate clowns

(Pogo faints )


TO BE CONTINUED-----[/glow]

[Pogo The Clown]

[glow=red,2,300](Pogo awakes to find all his hostages gone and Tommy gone aswell, He begins running until he gets warped in the face with a kendo stick. Tommy stands over top him drinking a beer.)

Tommy= man honestly you have issues.

Pogo = where...what did you do to my friends?

Tommy= I let them go....you'ar insane dude you ahd them held hostage

Pogo= GRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ! ! !

(Pogo jumps up and chases Tommy up into the arena)[/glow]

[RAWKHARD Ron Fuller]

(Ron Fuller walks out to a good size pop from the crowd. He see's Tommy and Pogo Brawling and shakes his head.)

[glow=gold,2,300]Ron Fuller:[/glow] Giant insane clowns? druken bingo hall has-beens, a angry black candians.

(Shrugs and goes over to by a beer from the consession stands)

[glow=gold,2,300]RAWKHARD RF:[/glow] Sh*t man im home at last.

(fans cheer)

[Tommy Shaw]

Tommy looks at Ron Fuller

TS: What the hell man that ain't right this damn clowns been runnin me down and your gonna stand there drinkin a beer and not bring me one. That ain't right at all. Oh yeah nice to see yeah again

[RAWKHARD Ron Fuller]

(Ron looks over)

[glow=gold,2,300]RRF.:[/glow] hey get your own man these arena beers are fricking expensive

(Ron drinks while Tommy Brawls)

[Pogo The Clown]

[glow=red,2,300](Pogo tosses coffee in Tommys eyes and goes to clothesline him but gets back dropped into a pop corn machine.)[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Pogo= Hey i hate pop corn[/glow]

[Tommy Shaw]

Tommy looks to Ron: No kiddin arena beers are expensive its like $10 for a six onze cup are somethin. I'm sorry Pogo! I never stopped to think of your feelings and needs, have some cotton candy.

Tommy goes to a cotton candy vendor, takes the largest pinkest cotton candy he can find and sticks it over Pogos head

TS: Taste so good!

Tommy goes for a beer tells the consetion lady to bill him.

[Pogo The Clown]

[glow=red,2,300](Pogo shrugs, pouts and walks off)[/glow]