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Post by Diego Jarrett on Mar 11, 2007 11:42:56 GMT -5
*The IWCF Mayhem Theme plays through the Arena as the fireworks go off and the crowd cheers in excitement for tonight's event.*
M.C: WELCOME EVERYONE! WELCOME TO MAYHEM!
Hello once again everybody I'm M.C and the man to my right is Don West. Don, tonight COULD BE the night for Gamer Nerd and his Game Freaks.
Don West: Oh man, after what happened last week M.C, I can assure you that all hell is going to break loose between these two groups. Ms. Esposito wants to take Gamer Nerd and Samoa Joe out of the picture but we don't know why just yet but I'm sure we'll get our answer here tonight on Mayhem M.C.
M.C: For the second week in a row folks, we're kicking it off with the Castings of Scorpio Jr. and Alan Stone, let's go Backstage.
*Cameras turn to the Backstage area where Scorpio Jr. and Alan Stone are located.*
Scorpio Jr.: Last week's castings we're ok, don't you think Alan?
Alan Stone: Yeah, I just hope they're better this week.
Scorpio Jr.: So do I.... OK, WHO'S NEXT? BRING EM' ON!
*Suddenly, Contestant Three walks into the Casting area while Scorpio and Alan look on in disgust.*
Scorpio Jr.: Eh, Hi! What makes YOU think you can be a part of the most elite group of Guapos in the business today?
Contestant Three: Well, I'm a pretty muscular guy, I've done photo shoots, and I'm very good with the ladies!
Scorpio Jr.: Yeah, that's great but WHY is your face so scarred?
Contestant Three: Oh, did I mention I've Wrestled in Hardcore matches in Japan?
Alan Stone: You've Wrestled in Japanese Hardcore matches in Japan? Not bad hu, Scorpio?
Scorpio Jr.: No, not at all Alan... Ok, let's see you flex your muscles....
Scorpio Jr. and Alan Stone: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
Contestant Three: Oh that, that's just a big scar that starts from the back of my neck all the way down to my back, that's all.
Scorpio Jr.: Ewww, I've never seen such scare before, you wait here while we deliberate.
*Scorpio Jr. and Alan Stone are herd deliberating.*
Scorpio Jr.: Ok, we've come to a decision and well, you won't be making it to the next round, sorry.
Alan Stone: It's just that you have too much scaring, how could you live with that all if you want to be a Guapo?
Scorpio Jr.: But I'll tell you what, you'll be going through to the next round IF, you buy those scare removal cremes that they sell at the store, once you're scar free, you're going with us but until then, you're not making it through to the next round. And what's your name again.
Contestant Three: Abby Maravickia.
Scorpio Jr.: Ok, Abby Maravickia, go get rid of those scars with that scar removal creme and then comeback with us ok? Good, take care...... Did you see that big scar going from his neck all the way down to his back?
Alan Stone: Yeah, horrendous.
Scorpio Jr.: I know.
*Cameras cut back to the IWCF announcers table*
Don West: Good grief, I've never seen such scar that's big in length and width on someone's back before.
M.C: And neither have I Don... We still have ONE MORE casting left to go and that one will be coming up later on tonight right before our Main Event gets underway.
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Post by Diego Jarrett on Mar 11, 2007 14:19:21 GMT -5
*"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred hits the P.A system as Steve Rizzono makes his way to the ring.
Jeremy Borash: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, THIS IS, STEVE RIZZONO!
M.C: Steve Rizzono is set to take on Chris Sabin, a member of The Game Freaks in just a little bit Don.
Don West: Did you see what he wrote in that e-mail that he sent out to Jim Cornette regarding his match with Sabin? Unbelievable.
M.C: Indeed. Steve Rizzono said that he'll be making a special film called "UN hail Sabin" at the expense of Chris Sabin and we'll see about that in just mere moments Don.
*"Hail Sabin" hits as the fans cheer*
Jeremy Borash: HIS OPPONENT, THIS IS, CHRIS SABIN!
Don West: WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S "THE MONSTER" ABYSS!
M.C: Abyss coming from behind to attack Chris Sabin. Abyss has Chris Sabin, and he drops him chin first on the barricade. Abyss is now coming at Sabin, and he catches him with a Big Boot as Steve Rizzono looks on. Abyss has Sabin again, and this time he sends him shoulder first into the steel post Don West. What the hell is this about?
Don West: I don't know M.C.
M.C: ABYSS CHARGING TOWARDS SABIN.... AND HE SPLASHES SABIN, SANDWICHING HIM TOWARDS THE STEEL POST!
Don West: Wait a minute! Rizzono!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: AND "THE MONSTER" JUST CLOBBERED STEVE RIZZONO! ABYSS HAS RIZZONO, AND HE DELIVERS THE SHOCK TREATMENT TO RIZZONO!
ABYSS NOW SENDS SABIN OFF THE ROPES, AND HE CATCHES HIM WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE, SOMEBODY STOP THIS!
Don West: But Piero doesn't do anything though M.C.
M.C: Piero should call for the Bell but he hasn't, it's a one-on-two assault.. this "Monster" Abyss is attacking both Chris Sabin and Steve Rizzono. Abyss has Rizzono again, he sends off the ropes and......
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: BLACK HOLE SLAM TO RIZZONO!
Don West: Is he gonna go for Sabin?
*Fans: OH!*
Don West: YES HE IS, BLACK HOLE SLAM TO SABIN!
Wait a minute, Abyss puts Sabin's right arm on top of Rizzono's... And now he's telling Piero to count M.C..... And Sabin gets the win!
Jeremy Borash: YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, CHRIS SABIN!
M.C: Sabin wins tonight at Mayhem but not before being pummeled, assaulted, and Black Hole Slammed by this three-hundred-fifty pound "Monster" Abyss. Unfortunately, Sabin's opponent suffered the same faith here tonight at Mayhem but the question is Don, WHY? Why did Abyss assault Sabin and Rizzono? Why? What's this man's motive, we may never know but I hope we find out soon, Sabin, your winner tonight on Mayhem!
*Cameras point to a laid out Sabin who's arm is still on top of Steve Rizzono as "The Monster" Abyss looks on.*
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Post by Diego Jarrett on Mar 11, 2007 16:09:18 GMT -5
M.C: Good grief, TAKE IT TO THE CASTINGS PLEASE!
*Cameras return to the Backstage Guapos V.I.P Casting area.*
Scorpio Jr.: One more Casting and we're done for the day.
Alan Stone: Thank goodness, I need to go get myself a Burger after this.
Scorpio Jr.: Yeah, I seriously crave some Taco Bell right now. Are you ready?
Alan Stone: Yeah.
Scorpio Jr.: NEEEEEEEEXT!
*Suddenly, Contestant Four walks into the Casting area as Alan Stone and Scorpio Jr. look on in shock.*
Scorpio Jr.: Eh, Hi, we'll get your name later, right now, can you possibly explain to my WHY you are here?
Contestant Four: I'm here to become the next Guapo V.I.P you guys.
Scorpio Jr.: Ok. But seriously, what makes you think you're Guapo?
Alan Stone: Yeah, and why are you wearing a Mask? Guapos don't wear mask!
Scorpio Jr.: You're right Alan, Guapos don't wear Mask. So before you explain to us why you think you're gonna be the next Guapo V.I.P we kindly ask you to please, remove your Mask.
Contestant Four: I'm afraid I can't do that.
Scorpio Jr.: Well if you can't do that then why are you here then?
Contestant Four: Eh, um.....
Scorpio Jr.: Come on say something! You really think you can be Guapo V.I.P?
Contestant Four: Yeah.
Scorpio Jr.: WELL THEN TELL US WHY DON'T YA!
Alan Stone: Yeah, tell us! Plus, you're wearing a Mask!
But by looking at your petite physique, I doubt you can be our next Guapo V.I.P. So tell us once and for all, why are you here.
Contestant Four: TO KICK YOUR ASS!
*Fans cheer as Contestant Four jumps onto Alan Stone.*
M.C: HEY! CONTESTANT FOUR IS PUMMELING ALAN STONE DON!
Don West: And there you see Scorpio Jr. trying to pull these two a part but he can't, he just can't!
M.C: AND NOW CONTESTANT FOUR IS TAKING IT TO SCORPIO JR. DON!
Don West: Look at the intensity of this Masked Contestant as he beats down Scorpio Jr M.C. Now he has Scorpio in a Headlock!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: SPRINGBOARD CUTTER TO SCORPIO JR!
Don West: And now this Masked kid, this Masked Contestant Four is waiting for Alan Stone to get up! This is crazy!
M.C: CONTESTANT FOUR HAS ALAN STONE!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: SPRINGBOARD CUTTER ON ALAN STONE TROUGH THE CASTINGS TABLE!
Don West: And now he's gonna take off his Mask M.C, who is he!?
*Fans cheer as Contestant Four reveals himself to be Brother Runt.*
Don West: THAT'S, THAT'S BROTHER RUNT!
Brother Runt: I guess Playback's a Bitch hu Alan!?
*Fans cheer*
M.C: BROTHER RUNT IS BACK!
*Brother Runt then stares at Alan and Scorpio only to walk away moments later*.
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Post by Diego Jarrett on Mar 12, 2007 0:21:11 GMT -5
*Cameras turn back to the announcers table.*
Don West: Man alive, did you see the Acid Drops Brother Runt delivered to Scorpio Jr. and Alan Stone?
M.C: Wow, Brother Runt is back and from what we herd, he's seeking payback for what Alan Stone did to him back in the old NWF days Don.
Don West: And this time, he means WAR folks!
*"Crush U Up" hits the P.A system as Samoa Joe makes his way to the ring.*
M.C: MAIN EVENT TIME HERE ON MAYHEM!
Jeremy Borash: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS YOUR MAYHEM MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING AND IT'S SET FOR ONE FALL, INTRODUCING TEAM NUMBER ONE.. FIRST, FROM THE ISLE OF SAMOA BY WAY OF HUNTINGTON BEACH, CALIFORNIA, HE IS "THE SAMOAN SUBMISSION MACHINE", SAMOA JOE!
M.C: THE LOOK ON HIS FACE TELLS THE STORY FOLKS!
Samoa Joe said in an interview that he won't give Team Esposito mercy and that he would and I quote "kill them" if he had too.
*"Role Model" by H20 hits as the crowd explodes.*
M.C: WHAT AN OVATION FOR OUR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Jeremy Borash: HIS PARTNER, ACCOMPANIED BY KARISSA, FROM CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, HE IS THE IWCF CHAMPION, GAMER NERD!
*Images of The Game Freaks vandalism towards Team Esposito's car is shown.*
M.C: And there you see the damage Gamer Nerd and The Game Freaks did to the car of Ms. Esposito last week and boy, after that happened, Esposito was not a happy camper right, Don?
Don West: She wasn't happy with what she saw I'll tell you that.
*"Ready or Not" by The Fugees hits as the IWCF fans boo.*
M.C: And here comes, TEAM ESPOSITO!
Jeremy Borash: THEIR OPPONENT, ACCOMPANIED BY THEIR MANAGER, MS. ESPOSITO, HERE ARE VICENTE VILONI, FABRICIO DELMONICO, TEAM ESPOSITO!
Don West: Where's the rest of the Team M.C.
M.C: Ms. Esposito is out in the entrance area but with no Viloni or Delmonico in sight.
Don West: OH, THERE THEY WERE!
*Fans boo as Ms. Esposito smiles.*
M.C: Viloni and Delmonico came from behind to begin an assault on Gamer Nerd and Samoa Joe. There you see Delmonico in the Blue trunks with Gamer Nerd in the corner and to your right is Vicente Viloni who's currently hammering away at Samoa Joe in the other corner. Fabricio Delmonico is punching Gamer Nerd in the corner followed by a series of back elbows to the throat of Gamer Nerd while Viloni chokes Samoa Joe in the other corner with his right boot. Viloni now sends Samoa Joe to the other corner, what are they gonna do here?
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: DELMONICO SERVED AS THE BRIDGE AND VILONI WENT ON IT TO DELIVER A CLOTHESLINE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF SAMOA JOE IN THE CORNER!
Fabricio Delmonico now charges towards Gamer Nerd in the corner, and he delivers a running butt-thump to the chest of Gamer Nerd. Look out for Viloni!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: What was that?
Don West: A running face wash boot in the corner M.C. And now look at Viloni, viciously raking the face of Gamer Nerd on the ropes, ugh. Viloni then rakes the back of Gamer Nerd, and now he places his head on the second rope M.C.
M.C: Viloni, off the ropes!
Don West: And he hits a running piggy back like Senton onto the back of Gamer Nerd... Delmonico now goes off the ropes, he slides under them, and he catches Gamer Nerd with an European uppercut.
*Fans boo as Team Esposito celebrate*
M.C: It's too early to celebrate right Don?
Don West: Indeed, Team Esposito looks too over confident in my eyes.... LOOK OUT!
*Fans cheer*
M.C: Samoa Joe with lefts and rights to Viloni, Joe sends Viloni off the ropes, and he caught him with a running front dropkick. Joe now, what's he gonna do?
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: SUICIDE DIVE ONTO AN UNAWARE FABRICIO DELMONICO BY SAMOA JOE, LOOK OUT FOR GAMER NERD ON THE APRON!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: JUMPING LEG DROP FROM THE THIRD ROPE ONTO VICENTE VILONI!
Don West: Meanwhile on the outside, Samoa Joe sends Delmonico to the barricade.
M.C: Samoa Joe now proceeds to face wash the face of Delmonico on the outside while on the inside, Gamer Nerd drops a fist onto the throat of Vicente Viloni. It's hard to keep up with the action Don I'll tell you that.
Don West: Indeed it is there's so much action going on inside the ring outside the ring, everywhere it's nuts!
M.C: Yes indeed..... Samoa Joe picks up Fabricio Delmonico, and he sends him back first onto the apron. Joe picks him up again, what's he gonna do here?
*Fans: OH!*
Don West: And Joe tosses Delmonico out to the crowd.
M.C: Samoa Joe's back in the ring now, Gamer Nerd sends Viloni to the ropes, and Samoa Joe back body drops him instead. Viloni's quickly back up to a vertical base, Viloni went for a clothesline but Joe sends him off the ropes, and Samoa Joe catches Viloni with an atomic drop, and Gamer Nerd followed up the attack by hitting a running heel lariat onto Vicente Viloni. Gamer Nerd, front flip connected, Gamer Nerd again? No, and this time he hits a front flip leg drop onto Vicente Viloni. Look out, here comes Samoa Joe, running Senton onto the chest of one Vicente Viloni. Joe off the ropes, and he drops a big knee to the face of Viloni, and so does Gamer Nerd. Samoa Joe now picks up Viloni, is he gonna go for a Vertical Suplex?
*Fans cheer*
Don West: Look at the strength of Samoa Joe M.C, it's unbelievable!
M.C: Samoa Joe has Viloni in a delaying Vertical Suplex...
Don West: Wait a minute, Gamer Nerd's going up top!
*Fans: OH!*
Don West: WOW! WHAT A MANEUVER THERE M.C!
M.C: Samoa Joe had Viloni up in a delaying Vertical Suplex and then Gamer Nerd came off the top rope with a cross body block, what a double team move on the part of Gamer Nerd and Samoa Joe.
Gamer Nerd now off the ropes.....
Don West: DELMONICO'S ON THE APRON M.C!
*Fans: OH!*
Don West: AND HE HITS GAMER NERD WITH THE SNAKE EYES!
M.C: AND NOW DELMONICO'S ON THE THIRD ROPE!
*Fans laugh*
Don West: And Samoa Joe simply, just walks away from that failed Missile Dropkick attempt by Fabricio Delmonico.
M.C: Samoa Joe now has Delmonico, to the corner he goes, here comes Samoa Joe!
*Fans: OH!*
Don West: Ole Kick to Fabricio Delmonico!
And here comes Gamer Nerd as well... running splash to Fabricio Delmonico. Wait a minute! Viloni's back inside!
M.C: But Gamer Nerd brings Viloni down with a right hand... Gamer Nerd hooks Viloni in a waist lock, and he drops him down with a German release Suplex!
*Fans cheer as Samoa Joe and Gamer Nerd call for their finishers.*
M.C: THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET! COULD IT BE TIME FOR THE GAME OVER AND THE MUSCLE BUSTER!
Don West: We're about to find out now!
M.C: GAMER NERD, awaiting for Delmonico as Ms. Esposito looks on concerned..... Delmonico is back up to his feet......
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: GAME OVER TO FABRICIO DELMONICO!
MEANWHILE SAMOA JOE HAS VILONI SET UP IN THE CORNER, COULD IT MUSCLE BUSTER TIME?
Don West: AND HE HITS IT!
M.C: Samoa Joe with the cover, one, two, HEY WAIT!
*Fans boo as Ms. Esposito pulls the referee from the count*
M.C: MS. ESPOSITO JUST PULLED OUT THE REFEREE!
Don West: OH COME ON!
*Fans cheer as Karissa approaches Ms. Esposito*
M.C: Karissa is getting in the face of Ms. Esposito and......
*Fans: OH!*
Don West: Ms. Esposito just clobbered Karissa with her purse, ah wait a minute, come on!
*Fans boo as Ms. Esposito takes out an orange brick that she had hidden in her purse.*
M.C: MS. ESPOSITO JUST KNOCKED KARISSA OUT COLD WITH THAT DAMN BRICK THAT SHE HAD IN HER PURSE AFTER KARISSA HAD GOTTEN IN HER FACE DON!
*Fans boo as Zanetti makes his way down to the ring with a huge piece of glass*
M.C: AND NOW HERE COMES "REY SOL" DON!
"REY SOL" IS IN THE RING!
*Fans: OH!*
Don West: And he breaks a piece of glass, a huge piece of glass over the head of Samoa Joe!
*Fans: OH!*
Don West: Zanetti just gave a low-blow Gamer Nerd M.C.
M.C: THE REFEREE IS OUT, KARISSA'S OUT, JOE'S OUT, AND NOW WHERE'S ZANETTI GOING?
*Zanetti goes to the outside to pull a table from under the ring. *
Don West: Zanetti's got the table M.C!
M.C: Zanetti, brings the table in the ring, and now he's setting it up in a diagonal position Don.
Don West: I wonder what's he gonna do with it M.C!
M.C: Zanetti's on the top rope meanwhile Viloni has Gamer Nerd in a bear hug.
Don West: Did you just hear Zanetti? He just told Viloni to bring Gamer Nerd over to him!
M.C: OH MY, ZANETTI DON'T DO THIS! YOU'RE GONNA BREAK GAMER NERD IN HALF, DON'T DO THIS!
*Fans: OH! followed by a "Holy Shit" chant*
M.C: HANGMAN'S DDT FROM THE THIRD ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE! ZANETTI NOW GETS THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY WHILE ESPOSITO TOSSES THE REFEREE BACK IN THE RING... COME ON, NOT THIS WAY, NOT THIS, WAY...
Don West: The ref is too groggy to actually look at the table damage M.C!
M.C: NO, COME ON, STOP THE COUNT, DAMN IT NO, TEAM ESPOSITO BEATS THE GAME FREAKS THANKS IN PART TO ZANETTI AND MS. ESPOSITO WHO DID HER PART BY KNOCKING OUT KARISSA WITH HER PURSE THAT HAD A BRICK INSIDE AND BY PULLING THE REFEREE FROM THE COUNT!
Jeremy Borash: YOUR WINNERS OF THE MATCH, TEAM ESPOSITO!
M.C: TEAM ESPOSITO STEALS ON AND NOW WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO! OH COME ON, STOP THIS ALREADY!
*Fans boo as Team Esposito stomps on Samoa Joe.*
M.C: TEAM ESPOSITO, ARE STOMPING SAMOA JOE LIKE THE PACK OF VICIOUS DOGS THAT THEY ARE!
ESPOSITO NOW ASK DELMONICO AND ZANETTI TO LIFT SAMOA JOE UP!
Don West: Esposito, Mariana Esposito now Viloni to go get another table........ And Viloni goes out and gets it!
M.C: Viloni, places the table in the ring, what are they gonna do here?
Don West: Zanetti and Delmonico just placed Samoa Joe on the table M.C.
M.C: VILONI, FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE*!
*Fans: OH*
M.C: ELBOW DROP TO SAMOA JOE FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE TABLE! THIS IS CARNAGE DON, PURE CARNAGE, AND NOW ESPOSITO HAS THE MIC!
*Fans boo*
Ms. Esposito: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It looks like YOU pair of TARADOS got OWNED, again!
*Fans boo*
Ms. Esposito: We gotcha for the SECOND TIME, the SECOND TIME in two weeks and guess what? If you two Tarados are up for it, you'll BOTH be in for a third time! HA HA HA HA HA!
But for now, all I gotta say is this. Jim Cornette, I got your e-mail and what you see here, is my response to your e-mail!
Tell those two pair of douche bags that Ms. Esposito and Team Esposito will be waiting for them, right here in IWCF!
And like I said last week, THIS is JUST the beginning of what's to come here in the IWCF and NO ONE and I mean NO ONE can stop us NOT EVEN THIS "MYSTERY TAG TEAM" CORNETTE!
So I hope that EVERYONE of you back there and of course, the two Tarados, no wait a minute, three Tarados, o wait, she's a Tarada but regardless, I hope EVERYONE back there got the message specially that "Mystery Tag Team". We're going to the top and this is how we're gonna do it! You can stop us, but you'll fail and if you don't believe me, look at the carnage that's left in this ring!
*Fans boo as "Ready or Not" by The Fugees hits while Ms. Esposito and Team Esposito have their hands raised in the air.*
Don West: "Mystery Tag Team"? Who are they?
M.C: I don't know but I hope we find out soon! Look at the carnage left in the ring Don, Ms. Esposito and her team fire the second shot tonight at Mayhem. But will they do this again next week? For Don West, I'm M.C, see ya next week here on Mayhem!
*Cameras show Ms. Esposito looking very proud of her team while "Ready or Not" continues to play. Moments later, the Camera starts to fade.*
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