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Post by Diego Jarrett on Feb 24, 2007 13:20:04 GMT -5
*The IWCF Theme song plays through the Arena as fireworks go off while the thousands in attendance cheer on*
M.C: Welcome to ANOTHER edition of IWCF Mayhem!
WELCOME TO A SPECIAL FRIDAY NIGHT EDITION OF MAYHEM!
I'm M.C and as always, I am joined alongside Jesus Zuniga and tonight Jesus, we have a newcomer!
Jesus Zuniga: Indeed we do, Last week, Muerte Cibernetica promised a "hand picked opponent" for Gamer Nerd and tonight that same "hand picked opponent" that Muerte Cibernetica chose for Gamer Nerd will debut tonight!
M.C: That's right Jesus and he'll obviously be taking on Gamer Nerd in the Main Event. We don't know much about this man other than him being from CENTRAL AMERICA Jesus.
Jesus Zuniga: Yeah, Muerte didn't say much about this man but tonight, we're gonna find out who he is and what he's all about.
M.C: Alright, let's go to J.B, Jeremy Borash for our first contest!
*"Guarda Que Vengo" by Mariano Martinez hits as the IWCF fans cheer on*
Jeremy Borash: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IT'S OUR OPENING MATCH OF THE EVENING, INTRODUCING, FROM ALMAGRO, ARGENTINA, HE IS "EL REY SOL" ZANETTI!
Jesus Zuniga: Where is he M.C?
M.C: Good question, "Rey Sol" is NOWHERE to be found and we don't know where he is, his music is playing but where is he?
I UNDERSTAND WE HAVE CAMERAS BACKSTAGE, WHAT'S GOING ON GUYS TAKE IT AWAY!
*Cameras show The Secta Cibernetica attacking "Rey Sol" Zanetti and Steve Rizzono backstage*
Jesus Zuniga: Beat down M.C! Beat down, in the Backstage area!
M.C: OH COME ON! That damn Secta Cibernetica are brutally attacking Steve Rizzono and "Rey Sol" Zanetti out in the Backstage area*
*Fans: OH!*
Jesus Zuniga: "Rey Sol" Zanetti's just got thrown head first through the window M.C!
M.C: SOMEBODY STOP THIS! CAN SOMEONE DO SOMETHING BACK THERE?
Jesus Zuniga: Abyss has Rizzono M.C!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: Abyss, THAT DAMN MONSTER JUST SLAMMED STEVE RIZZONO THROUGH A BED OF BARBED WIRE OUT IN THE BACK!
AND NOW THE SECTA, LIKE THE PACK OF DOGS THAT THEY ARE, ARE NOW STOMPING AWAY ON RIZZONO! SOMEBODY STOP THIS!
Jesus Zuniga: Just look at the intensity of The Secta as they continue to brutally stomp away on Steve Rizzono M.C!
M.C: That damn Secta Cibernetica is out of control and someone needs to do something to stop them!
Charly Manson: That ought to do it, let's go!
M.C: Yeah, that ought to do it alright! Wait till Jim Cornette steps in on this issue Secta Cibernetica, DAMN YOU Secta Cibernetica, DAMN YOU!
*Instant Replay is shown*
Jesus Zuniga: Here you see the Secta throw "Rey Sol" Zanetti through the window, Zanetti went in head first but then, Abyss Black Hole Slammed Steve Rizzono through a bed of barbed wire and honestly, I'd rather get thrown through a window than being put on a bed of barbed wire M.C.
M.C: What a way to kick off Mayhem, Damn you Secta!
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Post by Diego Jarrett on Feb 25, 2007 0:54:16 GMT -5
*"Desvelado" by Bobby Pulido hits as a few female fans cheer on*
Jeremy Borash: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, INTRODUCING, FROM MEXICO CITY, MEXICO, THIS IS "THE ORIGINAL", ALAN STONE!
M.C: What a confident individual Alan Stone is. Last week, he lost to Intocable in our first Mayhem edition but according to an e-mail that he sent Jim Cornette, his loss, was a flaw!
Jesus Zuniga: I agree with Alan Stone one hundred percent, his loss to Intocable was nothing more than a flaw M.C because Alan had control of the match throughout the whole time and that right there just shows you he's waaay better than Intocable.
M.C: Please!
*"La Vida es un Carnaval" by Celia Cruz hits as Pimpinela Escarlata makes her way to the ring*
M.C: Listen to the ovation for Pimpinela here tonight at IWCF Mayhem!
Jeremy Borash: HIS OPPONENT, FROM TORREÓN, COAHUILA, PIMPINELA ESCARLATA!
Jesus Zuniga: Pimpinela, smiling, as always M.C!
*Fans boo*
M.C: Oh come on! Alan Stone from behind with a club to the back of Pimpinela. Alan now punches Pimpinela with both hands simultaniously.... and now Alan grabs a hold of the hair of Pimpinela. Alan now sends Pimpinela to the ropes, and delivers a back elbow to Pimpinela. And now Alan, as always, doing his "Desvelado dance" Jesus.
Jesus Zuniga: He has to, the ladies love him M.C, you can't deny that.
M.C: Alan now picking up Pimpinela by the hair.... and Alan slaps on a hammerlock on Pimpinela.
Jesus Zuniga: You can see Alan applying pressure onto the hand and wrist of Pimpinela M.C!
M.C: Alan, continues to apply pressure onto the wrist of Pimpinela and Pimpinela is desperately trying to fight out of it Jesus.... And she does, Pimpinela lifted herself up and took Alan down with a headlock. Alan Stone now charges towards Pimpi but Pimpinela sends him to the ropes instead... and Pimpinela delivers a butt-thump and Alan Stone went out of there in a hurry!
*Fans cheer*
Jesus Zuniga: Pimpi's now feeling it Jesus!
M.C: Is Pimpinela gonna fly? YES SHE IS! FRONT FLIP OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!
La Pimpi now follows up by delivering a few kicks to the rib cage area of Alan Stone. Pimpinela now tells Alan Stone to get back to his feet, and he's doing so by hanging on to the post.... Alan's back to his feet, and Pimpinela delivers an avalanche onto Alan Stone as he was against the post Jesus. Pimpinela now sends Alan Stone back first into the barricade. Pimpinela going for a clothesline? No, Alan Stone moved out of the way that time. And now Alan slams Pimpi's head into the barricade.
Jesus Zuniga: Alan's now preparing for something M.C!
M.C: What could Alan go for? Alan, charges towards Pimpi!
AND PIMPI BACK BODY DROPS ALAN TO THE CROWD JESUS!
Pimpinela now, standing on the barricade, and she drops an axe-handle to the back of Alan Stone. Pimpi follows up by slapping Alan Stone across the face. Pimpinela now what's she gonna do?
Jesus Zuniga: She's going for a chair M.C.
M.C: Pimpinela, places the chair, what's she gonna do here? Oh I see, Pimpinela placed the chair so she could sit Alan Stone down. And now what's Pimpinela gonna do?
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: PIMPINELA WENT FOR A RUNNING DROPKICK ONTO ALAN STONE BUT ALAN MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND NOW ALAN BEGINS TO WORK ON PIMPINELA BY PUTTING THE BOOTS TO THE CHEST ONTO PIMPI!
ALAN NOW PICKS UP LA PIMPI, AND HE TOSSES HER BACK ONTO THE RING FLOOR!
Alan Stone is now taunting Pimpinela to get back to her feet. Pimpi's now ALMOST to a vertical base, Alan Stone is now going near her!
*Fans cheer*
M.C: HEY!
Jesus Zuniga: Did you see that M.C!
M.C: PIMPINELA JUST KISSED ALAN STONE AND ALAN CAN'T BELIEVE IT AND NOW....
*Fans laugh*
M.C: ALAN SEND HIMSELF TO THE POST JESUS!
ALAN STONE WAS RUNNING AROUND TRYING TO WIPE HIS MOUTH OFF WHEN HE SUDDENLY, OUT OF NOWHERE, SEND HIMSELF TO THE STEEL POST ON THE OUTSIDE! AND NOW PIMPINELA CAPITALIZES ON THE OPPORTUNITY BY SLAMMING ALAN STONE'S HEAD AGAINST THE POST OVER AND OVER JESUS!
Jesus Zuniga: If I were Alan Stone, I would run to the Backtage area M.C.
M.C: Pimpinela now placing Alan Stone against the post again, and this time she delivers a butt thump to Alan Stone..... Pimpinela now grabs Alan by the hair, and scoops him up back into the ring. Pimpi's now back inside, cover, one, two, and Pimpi believe it or not, after all that, gets a two count Jesus...
Jesus Zuniga: Pimpi's now asking for the fans to get louder M.C!
M.C: Pimpinela picks up Alan Stone, and she sends him to the corner... and Pimpi delivers a butt thump, to the other side she goes, is she gonna deliver another one? Yes she does!
Could she go for a third one Jesus? Yes she did!
Three butt thumps to Alan Stone in the corner, wait a minute! Who's that?
*Fans quit as a masked man in a leather jacket makes his way down with a black steel chair*
Jesus Zuniga: I don't know M.C, I don't know....
M.C: Well whoever he is, he's right outside that's for sure. Pimpinela with the Irish-whip to Alan Stone, no, Alan reverses!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: WHAT THE HELL DID HE DO THAT FOR!? WHY DID THAT MASKED MAN DO THAT FOR JESUS?
Jesus Zuniga: I don't know but he executed a good chair shot.
M.C: AND NOW ALAN STONE TAKES ADVANTAGE, SUPERKICK CONNECTS, ONE, NO, TWO, THREE, ALAN GETS THE WIN!
Jeremy Borash: YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, "THE ORIGINAL" ALAN STONE!
M.C: ALAN GETS THE WIN TONIGHT ON MAYHEM THANKS TO THIS MASKED MAN WHO'S NOW IN THE RING, OH COME ON!
*Fans boo as the ring bell sounds continuously*
M.C: THIS MASKED MAN IS HITTING PIMPINELA REPEATEDLY WITH THAT STEEL BLACK CHAIR, SOMEBODY STOP THIS!
*Fans cheer*
Jesus Zuniga: And I think we've found that someone to stop this!
M.C: RANDY, INTOCABLE IS MAKING HIS WAY DOWN TO THE RING!
INTOCABLE, CHARGES TOWARDS THE MASKED MAN!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: BUT THE MASKED MAN CAUGHT HIM WITH THE CHAIR!
AND NOW THIS MASKED MAN IS TELLING ALAN TO PICK INTOCABLE UP, KICK TO THE GUT......
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: LIFT POWERBOMB ONTO INTOCABLE ON THE CHAIR, DAMN IT!
WHO IS THIS GUY? WHO IS HE?
*Fans give a mixed reaction as the masked leather man takes off his leather jacket to reveal a black Guapos V.I.P t-shirt*
M.C: Is that a Guapos V.I.P t-shirt Jesus? The masked leather man with that Guapos shirt is now going for his mask and....OH MY GOD, THAT'S, THAT'S, SCORPIO J.R, SCORPIO JR. OF ALL PEOPLE JESUS!
SCORPIO JR. COMING OUT TO HELP ALAN STONE AND, OH I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!
*Fans boo as Scorpio Jr. and Alan Stone shake hands and hug each other*
Jesus Zuniga: THE UNIVERSITY OF THE GUAPOS V.I.P IS RE-UNITED M.C, AND IN THE IWCF!
*Fans boo as Scorpio Jr. and Alan Stone raise their hands in the air together as "Lo Que Paso, Paso" by Daddy Yankee plays on*
M.C: YEAH, THEY'RE HERE ALRIGHT BUT AT THE EXPENSE OF POOR PIMPINELA AND INTOCABLE! SCORPIO JR. IS HERE AND HE'S IN THE IWCF MEANING THAT THE UNIVERSITY OF THE GUAPOS V.I.P HAVE RE-UNITED JESUS!
OH MAN, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT HERE TONIGHT, WE STILL GOT GAMER NERD IN OUR MAIN EVENT BUT WHAT'S NEXT JESUS!?
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Post by Diego Jarrett on Feb 25, 2007 12:19:25 GMT -5
*Instant Replay is shown*
M.C: If the beating the Secta gave to Rizzono and "Rey Sol" earlier wasn't enough take a look.. A masked leather man made his way to the ring and a few seconds after doing so he does this.... he hits Pimpinela with a chair causing "The Original" to take advantage with his trademark Superkick for the win. Afterwards, this masked leather man entered the ring and began to attack Pimpinela repeatedly with the chair. Thereafter, Randy, Intocable made his way down but he was received with a steel chair shot by this masked leather man who would later reveal himself to be, Scorpio Jr. Jesus.
Jesus Zuniga: That's right, Scorpio's here in the IWCF and he's reunited with Alan Stone to once again re-form The University of The Guapos V.I.P, oh man, this is sweet!
*"Role Model" by H2O hits the P.A system as Gamer Nerd makes his way to the ring with Karissa.*
M.C: MAIN EVENT TIME ON MAYHEM!
Jeremy Borash: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS OUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING AND IT'S SET FOR ONE FALL!
INTRODUCING FROM CHICAGO ILLINOIS, BEING ACCOMPANIED BY KARISSA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS THE IWCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, GAMER NERD!
*Fans cheer as Gamer Nerd proudly displays his title in the air.*
M.C: Great ovation for Gamer Nerd who's been the LONGEST reigning champion in the history of our company dating back to the old NWF days Jesus.
Jesus Zuniga: Yes he is but he better kiss that belt goodbye because Muerte Cibernetica is taking it away from him!
M.C: Please....
*"Thriller" by Michael Jackson hits and then it turns into "Seek and Destroy" by Metallica. Muerte Cibernetica comes out to a chorus of boos while holding a microphone in his hand.*
M.C: I guess we're gonna find out who Gamer Nerd will face Jesus!
Who is he? Who will he be? Let's find out, right now.
Muerte Cibernetica: GAMER NERD!
I promised you and each and everyone of you that I would bring YOU a special "hand picked opponent". And guess what? Today's the day YOU and everyone else find out who he is!
INTRODUCING Ladies and Gentlemen, he hails from SAN JOSE, COSTA RICA!
M.C: Costa Rica?
Muerte Cibernetica: HE WEIGHTS IN AT 316 LBS. I GIVE YOU, LA MAZA! HA HA HA HA HA HA! HAVE FUN GAMER TARD!
*"Mandoble Descendente" hits the P.A system as La Maza makes his way down to the ring.
M.C: HERE WE GO JESUS! LA MAZA AND GAMER NERD GOING AT IT! BOTH MEN EXCHANGING LEFTS AND RIGHTS! GAMER NERD TRYING TO GO FOR A KNEE TO THE GUT BUT TO NO AVAIL!
Gamer Nerd now coming off the ropes, clothesline but La Maza doesn't move!
Gamer Nerd, is he going for another clotheslines? Yes he does but again La Maza doesn't move Jesus!
Jesus Zuniga: This man is made of rock M.C!
M.C: Gamer Nerd, going for a third clothesline? No, La Maza ducks!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: And La Maza strikes Gamer Nerd with a huge clothesline to the back of the head. La Maza now, starts to stomp on Gamer Nerd. La Maza now goes off the ropes, and drops a big knee to the back of the head of the Gamer Nerd. La Maza now, up to the top rope... and catches Gamer Nerd with a fist drop onto the back of the head of the IWCF champion.
Jesus Zuniga: La Maza now goes for a cover, one, two, Gamer Nerd kicks out M.C!
M.C: Gamer Nerd is out at two and La Maza cannot believe it as he thought he had Gamer Nerd finished but we know Gamer Nerd doesn't quit that easily.... La Maza now with Gamer Nerd, well done short-arm clothesline there by La Maza. La Maza follows up the attack by dropping an elbow onto the chest of Gamer Nerd. La Maza goes for a cover but again, Gamer Nerd kicks out at two.
*Fans boo as La Maza taunts the fans as Muerte Cibernetica looks on pleased*
M.C: And this crowd here tonight is not approving of La Maza whatsoever.... OH WAIT A MINUTE!
*Fans laugh*
Jesus Zuniga: He tripped on Gamer Nerd M.C!
M.C: Gamer Nerd was trying to get back to his feet, and suddenly, La Maza tripped over the Gamer Nerd and Muerte Cibernetica's smile may have just vanished!
Gamer Nerd off the ropes he goes, fist drop to La Maza!
Gamer Nerd coming off the ropes again, standing Moonsault to La Maza! And it looks like Gamer Nerd is heading to the top Jesus!
Jesus Zuniga: Indeed he is!
M.C: Gamer Nerd, off the top, HUGE LEG DROP onto La Maza! And the IWCF champion is feeling it Jesus! Gamer Nerd lifts La Maza back to his feet, off the ropes goes La Maza, leap frog by Gamer Nerd over La Maza, and Gamer Nerd catches La Maza with flying head-scissors that time. La Maza is quick to get back to his feet, an Gamer Nerd catches him with an Axe bomber, La Maza's up, but Gamer Nerd knocks him back down with a back elbow right on to the chin. La Maza's up again but Gamer Nerd catches him with an atomic drop. Gamer Nerd now, off the ropes yet again, and this time he hits a running Hart Attack like Bulldog to La Maza. And Gamer Nerd Jesus is calling for it!
*Fans cheer as Gamer Nerd signals for the Galaga Lock*
M.C: Gamer Nerd... Galaga Lock! THE GALAGA LOCK IS APPLIED TO LA MAZA! Gamer Nerd, pressuring La Maza's legs with this Sharpshooter like maneuver. La Maza, trying to get back to the ropes, but Gamer Nerd keeps pulling him back... La Maza, doing all he can to get to the ropes, and he does and the referee "Tropicasas" tells Gamer Nerd to release the hold.... Gamer Nerd Jesus is NOW signaling for his signature maneuver!
*Fans cheer as Gamer Nerd prepares for his Power Clothesline*
Jesus Zuniga: OH NO M.C! OH NO!
M.C: Gamer Nerd, awaits La Maza, Karissa on the outside cheers on her man while Muerte Cibernetica is NOT liking this at all Jesus!
THIS COULD BE THE END FOR LA MAZA!
LA MAZA'S UP... GAMER NERD, POWER CLOTHESLINE, OH NO!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: GAMER NERD WENT FOR HIS POWER CLOTHESLINE MANEUVER, THE GAME OVER BUT LA MAZA MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND GAMER NERD ENDED UP HITTING PEPE "TROPICASAS"! GAMER NERD LOOKS STUNNED, LOOK OUT!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: HUGE RUNNING SPEAR BY LA MAZA ON GAMER NERD!
Jesus Zuniga: Did you see that Spear M.C?
M.C: YES I DID, HE CAME AT GAMER NERD LIKE A LOCOMOTIVE!
Jesus Zuniga: Now he's going up M.C!
M.C: La Maza, going to the third rope, La Maza is patiently waiting for Gamer Nerd to get back to his feet... Gamer Nerd's up but he's dazed Jesus, LA MAZA OFF THE TOP!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Jesus Zuniga: It's almost as if it was a top-rope jumping hammer-punch M.C.
M.C: WELL WHATEVER THAT WAS I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE CALLS IT ZUNIGA!
LA MAZA COVERS GAMER NERD BUT THERE'S NO REFEREE IN SIGHT!
Jesus Zuniga: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX!
*Fans LOUDLY BOO as El Tirantes makes his way down the ring with a smirk on his face*
M.C: OH DAMN IT! TIRANTES IS MAKING HIS WAY DOWN THE RING JESUS!
Jesus Zuniga: And now he's running towards the ring M.C!
M.C: TIRANTES, HEY! FAST COUNT! THAT WAS A FAST COUNT FOR LA MAZA!
Jesus Zuniga: LA MAZA WINS! LA MAZA WINS M.C!
M.C: YES HE DOES AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO THAT OLD HAG TIRANTES WHO GAVE LA MAZA A FAST COUNT AND YOU KNOW IT JESUS!
Jesus Zuniga: But a three's a three M.C!
Jeremy Borash: YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, LA MAZA!
*Instant replay is shown*
M.C: LA MAZA WINS ALL THANKS IN PART TO TIRANTE'S FAST COUNT! "TROPICASAS" GOT KO'D BY GAMER NERD'S GAME OVER CLOTHESLINE AFTER LA MAZA DUCKED AND THEN LA MAZA SPEARS GAMER NERD AND AFTER THAT HE HITS THIS MOVE OFF THE TOP THAT I CAN'T CALL AND THAT'S WHEN LA MAZA COVERS GAMER NERD FOR ABOUT SIX SECONDS BUT MOMENTS LATER, TIRANTES WOULD MAKE HIS WAY DOWN AND GIVE A FAST COUNT FOR LA MAZA, DAMN IT!
Jesus Zuniga: Karissa's in the ring attending to Gamer Nerd M.C!
*Fans boo as Muerte Cibernetica makes his way down and enters the ring*
M.C: Now Muerte Cibernetica is in the ring....
*Muerte Cibernetica walks near Karissa and stares at her*
M.C: LEAVE HER ALONE, BACK OFF OF HER, DAMN IT!
*Muerte smiles at Karissa only to walk past her and raise the hand of La Maza as La Maza's music continues to play*
M.C: YOU CAN HEAR HOW THESE FANS FEEL TONIGHT AT MAYHEM JESUS! LA MAZA, THE COSTA RICAN WRESTLER, IN HIS DEBUT MATCH DEFEATS THE IWCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION GAMER NERD WITH THE HELP OF TIRANTES AND HIS FAST COUNT!
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK ON MAYHEM EVERYBODY FOR JESUS ZUNIGA, I'M M.C, GOOD NIGHT!
*The camera begins to fade as it gets a close-up on Muerte Cibernetica who proudly raises La Maza's hand in the air once again*
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