Post by Kevin Nash on Sept 14, 2007 1:57:28 GMT -5
(Kevin Nash & Alex Shelley are with Jeremy Borash Backstage in the Interview Area.)
Jeremy Borash:[/b]
I'm standing with "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash and Kevin Nash, you requested this interview but my question is, what for?
Kevin Nash:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY FOR? BORASH?
I requested this Interview because I have an important announcement that I need to make. This announcement that I am about to make is going to shake the foundation of the IWCF but more importantly, it's going to rock everyone in the Cruiserweight Division. This announcement is going to be one of the biggest announcements that I have ever made in my entire right career. As a matter of fact, I'd put this announcement that I am about to make right up there with the announcement of Shawn Michaels being the newest member of the NWO. Now, are you ready for announcement Borash?
Jeremy Borash:
Yeah, I am.
Kevin Nash:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, the announcement is that I Kevin Nash will be STARTING OVER in the IWCF Cruiserweight Division!
Jeremy Borash:
Starting over? What do you mean by that?
Kevin Nash:
I mean that from NOW on I will start from the BOTTOM of the ladder of the Cruiserweight Division and from there I will be working my way UP to the TOP of the ladder until I get what is rightfully mine and that is the IWCF Cruiserweight Championship. I mean if you want to take over something then don't you usually work you way up until you get what you want?
Jeremy Borash:
Yeah, that's what people usually do.
Kevin Nash:
WELL, that's what I am going to be doing now starting Sunday at Mayhem. I will start from the bottom and work my way up. And to do that, I must face the Wrestler that is obviously at the bottom of the barrel. And that means you, Brother Runt! Yeah, YOU! Who knew that you'd be the "Runt of the Litter" in your Family and the Wrestler that's at the bottom of the barrel of the Cruiserweight Division all at once! I've seen your work Kid and I must say, you got "chops". Well, actually, you have a Mohawk going on your head there and I must say that your Mohawk is the probably one of the ugliest Mohawks that I have ever seen in my entire life. But besides your ugly Mohawk your work is decent. I mean, you've been put through tables, you've been put thrown to the crowd, and you've been "The Boss". You're also known for taking on the biggest opponents that Wrestling has to offer. You've faced The Big Show, Brock Lesnar, Sal E. Graziano, and now you are facing me, Kevin Nash. "The Seven Foot Juggernaut" who just happens to be one of the Best Cruiserweight Wrestlers today and if you don't believe me then I suggest you watch me beat you down at Mayhem this Sunday Night. I mean, you're gonna see me beat you down with every move in my play book. I may use the Flying Head Scissors on you. Or, I could use an arm-drag take down on you. Or if you'd like, I can even give you a Reverse Dragonrana from the top turnbuckle onto the mat. But if that's too much for you Brother Runt then I can always give you my patented Shooting Star Press. Either way, I am going to beat you this Sunday Night at Mayhem fair and square for one, two, and three. See you at Mayhem Brother Runt! Be ready, because I am.
Alex Shelley:
YEAH, BE READY BROTHER RUNT!!!!!!!
Jeremy Borash:
There you have him, "The Seven Foot Juggernaut"/"Big Sexy" Kevin Nash along with Alex Shelley and he meets Brother Runt this Sunday at Mayhem don't you miss it!
Kevin Nash:
Yeah, don't you miss Mayhem because YOU, the viewer at home is going to witness Cruiserweight Division History at Mayhem this Sunday!
(The Interview Ends as Kevin Nash looks onto the Camera with a confident smile on his face.)
Jeremy Borash:[/b]
I'm standing with "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash and Kevin Nash, you requested this interview but my question is, what for?
Kevin Nash:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY FOR? BORASH?
I requested this Interview because I have an important announcement that I need to make. This announcement that I am about to make is going to shake the foundation of the IWCF but more importantly, it's going to rock everyone in the Cruiserweight Division. This announcement is going to be one of the biggest announcements that I have ever made in my entire right career. As a matter of fact, I'd put this announcement that I am about to make right up there with the announcement of Shawn Michaels being the newest member of the NWO. Now, are you ready for announcement Borash?
Jeremy Borash:
Yeah, I am.
Kevin Nash:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, the announcement is that I Kevin Nash will be STARTING OVER in the IWCF Cruiserweight Division!
Jeremy Borash:
Starting over? What do you mean by that?
Kevin Nash:
I mean that from NOW on I will start from the BOTTOM of the ladder of the Cruiserweight Division and from there I will be working my way UP to the TOP of the ladder until I get what is rightfully mine and that is the IWCF Cruiserweight Championship. I mean if you want to take over something then don't you usually work you way up until you get what you want?
Jeremy Borash:
Yeah, that's what people usually do.
Kevin Nash:
WELL, that's what I am going to be doing now starting Sunday at Mayhem. I will start from the bottom and work my way up. And to do that, I must face the Wrestler that is obviously at the bottom of the barrel. And that means you, Brother Runt! Yeah, YOU! Who knew that you'd be the "Runt of the Litter" in your Family and the Wrestler that's at the bottom of the barrel of the Cruiserweight Division all at once! I've seen your work Kid and I must say, you got "chops". Well, actually, you have a Mohawk going on your head there and I must say that your Mohawk is the probably one of the ugliest Mohawks that I have ever seen in my entire life. But besides your ugly Mohawk your work is decent. I mean, you've been put through tables, you've been put thrown to the crowd, and you've been "The Boss". You're also known for taking on the biggest opponents that Wrestling has to offer. You've faced The Big Show, Brock Lesnar, Sal E. Graziano, and now you are facing me, Kevin Nash. "The Seven Foot Juggernaut" who just happens to be one of the Best Cruiserweight Wrestlers today and if you don't believe me then I suggest you watch me beat you down at Mayhem this Sunday Night. I mean, you're gonna see me beat you down with every move in my play book. I may use the Flying Head Scissors on you. Or, I could use an arm-drag take down on you. Or if you'd like, I can even give you a Reverse Dragonrana from the top turnbuckle onto the mat. But if that's too much for you Brother Runt then I can always give you my patented Shooting Star Press. Either way, I am going to beat you this Sunday Night at Mayhem fair and square for one, two, and three. See you at Mayhem Brother Runt! Be ready, because I am.
Alex Shelley:
YEAH, BE READY BROTHER RUNT!!!!!!!
Jeremy Borash:
There you have him, "The Seven Foot Juggernaut"/"Big Sexy" Kevin Nash along with Alex Shelley and he meets Brother Runt this Sunday at Mayhem don't you miss it!
Kevin Nash:
Yeah, don't you miss Mayhem because YOU, the viewer at home is going to witness Cruiserweight Division History at Mayhem this Sunday!
(The Interview Ends as Kevin Nash looks onto the Camera with a confident smile on his face.)