Post by Danilo Zanetti on Aug 23, 2007 14:38:16 GMT -5
*"The Instant Star" Danilo Zanetti is seen with Scott Hudson in the Interview Area.*
Scott Hudson: Ladies and gentlemen I am currently joined by "The Instant Star" Danilo Zanetti and Danilo last week, you not only beat Intocable in your one-on-one match-up but you also gave him a "post match" beat down that resulted in Intocable suffering a concussion.
Danilo Zanetti: A CONCUSSION!? Randy Intocable suffered a concussion after the beat down I gave him last week? Awwww, I'm sorry Randy, really, I am. But then again, that's what YOU get for getting into my business. Yep, that's what YOU get for getting into the business of "THE INSTANT STAR"!
I mean, nobody asked you to get in my business Randy, and no one asked you to call me out on your talk show either! As a matter of fact, no one asked you to challenge me for a match! Seriously, no one asked you to do anything but you went ahead and did something anyways Randy. And THAT'S just PART of the price that YOU have paid so far for sticking your nose where it didn't belong Randy. But rest a sure that I'm NOT done with you just yet! Oh no, I'm just getting started with you Randy! By the way, I'm not paying for all of your Doctor Bills like I had promised, sorry, I got other important issues to attend to. And SPEAKING OF those important issues that I have to attend to Scott Hudson, that brings me to my opponent for Thursday Night Mayhem. Now, Diego Jarrett and Jim Cornette have been kind enough to let ME, "The Instant Star" have a "warm-up" match before the P.P.V against ANY OPPONENT OF MY CHOOSING! And without any further ado, I would like to announce my "special opponent" for my "warm up match" that's coming up at Thursday Night Mayhem so Scott, drum roll please!
Scott Hudson: Eh, DRUM ROLL!
Danilo Zanetti: JUST DO IT, THANK YOU!
*Scott Hudson does the drum roll while "The Instant Star" pulls a name out of his pocket.*
Danilo Zanetti: And my "special opponent" for my "warm up match" for Mayhem is non-other than, BROTHER RUNT!
That's right, Brother Runt has been chosen as my "special opponent" for this coming Thursday Night's Mayhem. And Brother Runt, don't worry, it's going to be o.k. All YOU have to do is make me LOOK GOOD out there. Yep, that's all you gotta do! You gotta make me LOOK GOOD out there IN FRONT of EVERYONE not just the Fans in attendance but for the viewers at Home and for those Casting Directors and Producers that want to hire ME for their next "Smash Hit". So Brother Runt, please, make me LOOK GOOD out there. Oh and by the way, I suggest you lie down on the mat once you've finished making me LOOK GOOD so that I can get the one, two, and three. BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T then that means that YOU are going to suffer the same fate that Randy Intocable suffered at the hands of ME! And trust me Brother Runt, you don't want that now, do you? And Randy Intocable, you better be WATCHING what I am to do to Brother Runt at Mayhem because this is going to be a "small preview" of what I have in store for you at the P.P.V when you and I go one-on-one in your "specialty match" the four corners Bull Rope match! I just HOPE that I don't end your career,
CUZ THAT'S, HOW I ROLL..... BITCH!
Scott Hudson: Alright there ya have em' "The Instant Star" Danilo Zanetti ready for Mayhem and for the P.P.V!
*"Danilo leaves the Backstage Interview Area as Scott Hudson looks on.*
Scott Hudson: Ladies and gentlemen I am currently joined by "The Instant Star" Danilo Zanetti and Danilo last week, you not only beat Intocable in your one-on-one match-up but you also gave him a "post match" beat down that resulted in Intocable suffering a concussion.
Danilo Zanetti: A CONCUSSION!? Randy Intocable suffered a concussion after the beat down I gave him last week? Awwww, I'm sorry Randy, really, I am. But then again, that's what YOU get for getting into my business. Yep, that's what YOU get for getting into the business of "THE INSTANT STAR"!
I mean, nobody asked you to get in my business Randy, and no one asked you to call me out on your talk show either! As a matter of fact, no one asked you to challenge me for a match! Seriously, no one asked you to do anything but you went ahead and did something anyways Randy. And THAT'S just PART of the price that YOU have paid so far for sticking your nose where it didn't belong Randy. But rest a sure that I'm NOT done with you just yet! Oh no, I'm just getting started with you Randy! By the way, I'm not paying for all of your Doctor Bills like I had promised, sorry, I got other important issues to attend to. And SPEAKING OF those important issues that I have to attend to Scott Hudson, that brings me to my opponent for Thursday Night Mayhem. Now, Diego Jarrett and Jim Cornette have been kind enough to let ME, "The Instant Star" have a "warm-up" match before the P.P.V against ANY OPPONENT OF MY CHOOSING! And without any further ado, I would like to announce my "special opponent" for my "warm up match" that's coming up at Thursday Night Mayhem so Scott, drum roll please!
Scott Hudson: Eh, DRUM ROLL!
Danilo Zanetti: JUST DO IT, THANK YOU!
*Scott Hudson does the drum roll while "The Instant Star" pulls a name out of his pocket.*
Danilo Zanetti: And my "special opponent" for my "warm up match" for Mayhem is non-other than, BROTHER RUNT!
That's right, Brother Runt has been chosen as my "special opponent" for this coming Thursday Night's Mayhem. And Brother Runt, don't worry, it's going to be o.k. All YOU have to do is make me LOOK GOOD out there. Yep, that's all you gotta do! You gotta make me LOOK GOOD out there IN FRONT of EVERYONE not just the Fans in attendance but for the viewers at Home and for those Casting Directors and Producers that want to hire ME for their next "Smash Hit". So Brother Runt, please, make me LOOK GOOD out there. Oh and by the way, I suggest you lie down on the mat once you've finished making me LOOK GOOD so that I can get the one, two, and three. BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T then that means that YOU are going to suffer the same fate that Randy Intocable suffered at the hands of ME! And trust me Brother Runt, you don't want that now, do you? And Randy Intocable, you better be WATCHING what I am to do to Brother Runt at Mayhem because this is going to be a "small preview" of what I have in store for you at the P.P.V when you and I go one-on-one in your "specialty match" the four corners Bull Rope match! I just HOPE that I don't end your career,
CUZ THAT'S, HOW I ROLL..... BITCH!
Scott Hudson: Alright there ya have em' "The Instant Star" Danilo Zanetti ready for Mayhem and for the P.P.V!
*"Danilo leaves the Backstage Interview Area as Scott Hudson looks on.*