Post by Tommy Shaw on Aug 3, 2007 14:14:00 GMT -5
Tommy stands up against his back to the camera as JB comes up.
JB: Tommy, got a moment? I'd like to get a few words if i could. Your kind of hard one to catch. I've been calling.
Tommy turns to see the camera and tosses a sharpie off to the side. He puts on an inoscent face. He stands blocking a small section of the wall.
TS: Sure JB we're good, knows good, lets do this!
JB: Just want to get your thoughts about your arrivail here IWCF and maybe your match tonight.
TS: My thoughts on be here, well...(Tommy pops a beer and takes a deep breath before unloading) We got old faces, new faces,painted faces, and masked faces. Men, women, lookers, hookers, strippers, beer, bartenders, and go getters. Insane clowns, pornstars, monsters from the Abyss. We got a womens division, a cruiserwieght division, tag division, middlewieght division, heavyweight division, and a HARDCORE DIVISION.
And while we're doin math heres some for you: 1 table plus 1 top turnbuckle plus 1 Gorutta Jones plus 1 Tommy Drop equals your NEW HARDCORE CHAMP!
Tommy holds up his title belt.
JB: Soo your havin fun then?
TS: Eh...It ain't bad.
JB: Um Tommy thats not the hardcore title.
Tommy looks at the belt.
TS: Your JB the my 2005 Beerfest Drinking Title belt, but wheres my hardcore title?
Tommy thinks then snaps his fingers: Pawn Shop!
JB: you pawned your title!
TS: I didn't say pawn shop. I said wheres the nearest hoochie hut?
JB shrugs and points to the right.
TS: That way, thanks JB, and don't you worry I'll be back with my belt and my beer. Mr jones if you please bring the barbwire and thumb tacks. We'll tear this place down. Gotta go JB.
Tommy turns and takes off running revialing what he was writting on the wall. JB reads it out loud.
JB: For a good time call Gorutta Jones...Hey thats my cell number!
JB's phone ring: Hello...Blue shirt with white pin stripes, jeans, and gray sport coat, why...No I will not do that.(JB flips his phone closed and it rings immediatly)Not funny Tommy.
Pogo walks up behind JB: That Tommy is a character isn't he.
Pogo claps his together lightly and follows after Tommy.
JB: Tommy, got a moment? I'd like to get a few words if i could. Your kind of hard one to catch. I've been calling.
Tommy turns to see the camera and tosses a sharpie off to the side. He puts on an inoscent face. He stands blocking a small section of the wall.
TS: Sure JB we're good, knows good, lets do this!
JB: Just want to get your thoughts about your arrivail here IWCF and maybe your match tonight.
TS: My thoughts on be here, well...(Tommy pops a beer and takes a deep breath before unloading) We got old faces, new faces,painted faces, and masked faces. Men, women, lookers, hookers, strippers, beer, bartenders, and go getters. Insane clowns, pornstars, monsters from the Abyss. We got a womens division, a cruiserwieght division, tag division, middlewieght division, heavyweight division, and a HARDCORE DIVISION.
And while we're doin math heres some for you: 1 table plus 1 top turnbuckle plus 1 Gorutta Jones plus 1 Tommy Drop equals your NEW HARDCORE CHAMP!
Tommy holds up his title belt.
JB: Soo your havin fun then?
TS: Eh...It ain't bad.
JB: Um Tommy thats not the hardcore title.
Tommy looks at the belt.
TS: Your JB the my 2005 Beerfest Drinking Title belt, but wheres my hardcore title?
Tommy thinks then snaps his fingers: Pawn Shop!
JB: you pawned your title!
TS: I didn't say pawn shop. I said wheres the nearest hoochie hut?
JB shrugs and points to the right.
TS: That way, thanks JB, and don't you worry I'll be back with my belt and my beer. Mr jones if you please bring the barbwire and thumb tacks. We'll tear this place down. Gotta go JB.
Tommy turns and takes off running revialing what he was writting on the wall. JB reads it out loud.
JB: For a good time call Gorutta Jones...Hey thats my cell number!
JB's phone ring: Hello...Blue shirt with white pin stripes, jeans, and gray sport coat, why...No I will not do that.(JB flips his phone closed and it rings immediatly)Not funny Tommy.
Pogo walks up behind JB: That Tommy is a character isn't he.
Pogo claps his together lightly and follows after Tommy.
