Post by Kevin Nash on Jul 25, 2007 13:53:11 GMT -5
(The IWCF Cameras turn to the Interview Area where "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash is found alongside Jeremy Borash.)
Jeremy Borash:
I'm standing with the returning "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash. Kevin, it's great to have you back here in the IWCF.
Kevin Nash:
Are you kidding me!? Of course it's great to have me back. I mean which other seven footer where you expecting J.B? The Great Suckli?
Jeremy Borash:
Ehh, no. Anyways, you got a match against someone who should be no stranger to you Kevin Nash and of course I am talking about Game Freaks member Chris Sabin.
Kevin Nash:
Ohhh yeah, Chris Sabin! Boy, it's been a while eh Sabin? Well, it really hasn't been awhile because when I returned to the IWCF I remember kicking the snots out of you and your opponent Alan Stone, whoever he may be. Now J.B, I'm I very familiar with Chris Sabin? Of course I am, why wouldn't I be? I mean we both share the same high-flying tactics that have made both of our careers famous.
(Jeremy Borash suddenly makes a strange face.)
Kevin Nash:
AND we both have done innovative maneuvers that NO ONE ELSE has ever seen in the history of Pro-Wrestling. I mean, you remember that spring board moonsault off that I did off the top rope while I was in TNA right J.B?
Jeremy Borash:
Yeah... sure, whatever Kev.
Kevin Nash:
Oh come on! What do you mean by WHATEVER I mean you saw it first hand J.B! You were like right there!
Jeremy Borash:
Yeah but Alex Shelley turned the Camera away as soon as you.
Kevin Nash:
Anyway, Chris Sabin you're a great high-flier and there's no doubt about that but let me remind you that I was the first high-flier that this business has ever seen. And I am going to show you that, again when we meet at Mayhem for the Cruiserweight Championship Tournament. Yeah, that's right! I performed a top-rope Frankensteiner -that gave everyone a look of shock- before you ever hit your "Future Shock"! Hell, I remember defeating Rey Mysterio with a flying head scissor take down! Anyways Sabin, my point is this. I'm a better high-flier than you will ever be. I mean I can do flips, Frankensteiners, Springboard maneuvers off the third rope, Moonsaults, you name it. "Big Sexy" can do everything that your average high-flier can't! On the other hand, what else can you do besides all your fancy moves like "The Hesitation Dropkick", "The Cradle Shock", and "The Future Shock" eh Sabin? Yeah, nothing! And at Mayhem, I am going to show you why they not only call me the "Big Sexy" but I am also going to show you and the rest of those viewers at home that are watching right now why they call me "The Greatest High-Flying Wrestler of all time"!
Jeremy Borash:
Nash, Sabin, at Mayhem for the Cruiserweight Championship Tournament!
(The Interview ends.)
Jeremy Borash:
I'm standing with the returning "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash. Kevin, it's great to have you back here in the IWCF.
Kevin Nash:
Are you kidding me!? Of course it's great to have me back. I mean which other seven footer where you expecting J.B? The Great Suckli?
Jeremy Borash:
Ehh, no. Anyways, you got a match against someone who should be no stranger to you Kevin Nash and of course I am talking about Game Freaks member Chris Sabin.
Kevin Nash:
Ohhh yeah, Chris Sabin! Boy, it's been a while eh Sabin? Well, it really hasn't been awhile because when I returned to the IWCF I remember kicking the snots out of you and your opponent Alan Stone, whoever he may be. Now J.B, I'm I very familiar with Chris Sabin? Of course I am, why wouldn't I be? I mean we both share the same high-flying tactics that have made both of our careers famous.
(Jeremy Borash suddenly makes a strange face.)
Kevin Nash:
AND we both have done innovative maneuvers that NO ONE ELSE has ever seen in the history of Pro-Wrestling. I mean, you remember that spring board moonsault off that I did off the top rope while I was in TNA right J.B?
Jeremy Borash:
Yeah... sure, whatever Kev.
Kevin Nash:
Oh come on! What do you mean by WHATEVER I mean you saw it first hand J.B! You were like right there!
Jeremy Borash:
Yeah but Alex Shelley turned the Camera away as soon as you.
Kevin Nash:
Anyway, Chris Sabin you're a great high-flier and there's no doubt about that but let me remind you that I was the first high-flier that this business has ever seen. And I am going to show you that, again when we meet at Mayhem for the Cruiserweight Championship Tournament. Yeah, that's right! I performed a top-rope Frankensteiner -that gave everyone a look of shock- before you ever hit your "Future Shock"! Hell, I remember defeating Rey Mysterio with a flying head scissor take down! Anyways Sabin, my point is this. I'm a better high-flier than you will ever be. I mean I can do flips, Frankensteiners, Springboard maneuvers off the third rope, Moonsaults, you name it. "Big Sexy" can do everything that your average high-flier can't! On the other hand, what else can you do besides all your fancy moves like "The Hesitation Dropkick", "The Cradle Shock", and "The Future Shock" eh Sabin? Yeah, nothing! And at Mayhem, I am going to show you why they not only call me the "Big Sexy" but I am also going to show you and the rest of those viewers at home that are watching right now why they call me "The Greatest High-Flying Wrestler of all time"!
Jeremy Borash:
Nash, Sabin, at Mayhem for the Cruiserweight Championship Tournament!
(The Interview ends.)