Post by Danilo Zanetti on May 29, 2007 23:35:23 GMT -5
*Caitlin Van Basten is backstage with Jeremy Borash in the Interview Area.*
Jeremy Borash: I'm standing with the Manager of Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti, Caitlin Van Basten and Caitlin your client, Danilo has a match against Brother Runt coming up at Mayhem. And Caitlin, just so you know, Brother Runt has been on a role as of late ever since defeating Alan Stone at "A Global Affair".
Caitlin Van Basten: Borash! Don't you think I know that Brother Runt has been on a role as of late? Do you think I'm stupid or something? Anyways, Brother Runt, congratulations on FINALLY defeating Alan Stone at the last Pay-Per-View, "A Global Affair", well done. Regardless, I can't believe it took you TWO YEARS to FINALLY defeat Alan Stone but hey, at least you had your little "15 minutes of fame", right? But Brother Runt, I hate to inform you that your "15 minutes of fame" are up because YOU face "THE STAR" at the upcoming Mayhem show. But hey, if you want to live up another "15 minutes of fame" then go ahead but those "15 minutes of fame" that you will live up won't be as sweet as the ones that you have been living for days now. These "15 minutes of fame" that you're gonna live up this coming Mayhem are going to be "15 minutes" of pure agony, pain, and Destruction BECAUSE you have been CHOSEN to participate in Danilo's latest Production entitled, "The Runt of the Litter: The Destruction of Brother Runt". That is going to be the title of Danilo's latest Production and guess what Brother Runt? The whole Production focuses on you, yeah, that's right, YOU! Not only will the Production focus on you but the Production will also focus on how you are going to get your ass kicked from bell-to-bell by the one, the only, THE PRODUCER of this Production, DANILO! And once he finishes kicking your ass from bell-to-bell, Danilo will then work on the "Director's Commentary" part of the Production. And in that Commentary, he will detail how you came into his life, how you crossed paths with him, and of course, how he kicked your ass! So if you want to hear the "Director's Commentary" then I suggest you buy the DVD of this Production and choose "Commentary" from the Menu Options. But enough about that Brother Runt...... You some how, some way, crossed paths with Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti and now, you are going to pay the price for doing so just like everyone else who has attempted to do the same in the past. And once you pay your price I hope that you DO NOT forget to pick up a DVD copy of the Production that we have in store for you because this Production is going to be of "Five Stars" just like EVERY OTHER PRODUCTION that Danilo has put out on the Market. This Production is going to be quite good that it may be nominated for a Golden Globe but Danilo and I don't know that for sure but what we do know is that come Mayhem, someone is going to be nominated for "Taking the Best ass-kicking of his life" and the person who's gonna win that special Award is going to be YOU, Brother Runt because Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti is now "easy walk on the park" and he'll show you that at this coming Mayhem!
Jeremy Borash: Alright there you have her, Caitlin Van Basten, Manager for Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti.
*Cameras fade to Black as Jeremy Borash looks over to the left.*
Jeremy Borash: I'm standing with the Manager of Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti, Caitlin Van Basten and Caitlin your client, Danilo has a match against Brother Runt coming up at Mayhem. And Caitlin, just so you know, Brother Runt has been on a role as of late ever since defeating Alan Stone at "A Global Affair".
Caitlin Van Basten: Borash! Don't you think I know that Brother Runt has been on a role as of late? Do you think I'm stupid or something? Anyways, Brother Runt, congratulations on FINALLY defeating Alan Stone at the last Pay-Per-View, "A Global Affair", well done. Regardless, I can't believe it took you TWO YEARS to FINALLY defeat Alan Stone but hey, at least you had your little "15 minutes of fame", right? But Brother Runt, I hate to inform you that your "15 minutes of fame" are up because YOU face "THE STAR" at the upcoming Mayhem show. But hey, if you want to live up another "15 minutes of fame" then go ahead but those "15 minutes of fame" that you will live up won't be as sweet as the ones that you have been living for days now. These "15 minutes of fame" that you're gonna live up this coming Mayhem are going to be "15 minutes" of pure agony, pain, and Destruction BECAUSE you have been CHOSEN to participate in Danilo's latest Production entitled, "The Runt of the Litter: The Destruction of Brother Runt". That is going to be the title of Danilo's latest Production and guess what Brother Runt? The whole Production focuses on you, yeah, that's right, YOU! Not only will the Production focus on you but the Production will also focus on how you are going to get your ass kicked from bell-to-bell by the one, the only, THE PRODUCER of this Production, DANILO! And once he finishes kicking your ass from bell-to-bell, Danilo will then work on the "Director's Commentary" part of the Production. And in that Commentary, he will detail how you came into his life, how you crossed paths with him, and of course, how he kicked your ass! So if you want to hear the "Director's Commentary" then I suggest you buy the DVD of this Production and choose "Commentary" from the Menu Options. But enough about that Brother Runt...... You some how, some way, crossed paths with Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti and now, you are going to pay the price for doing so just like everyone else who has attempted to do the same in the past. And once you pay your price I hope that you DO NOT forget to pick up a DVD copy of the Production that we have in store for you because this Production is going to be of "Five Stars" just like EVERY OTHER PRODUCTION that Danilo has put out on the Market. This Production is going to be quite good that it may be nominated for a Golden Globe but Danilo and I don't know that for sure but what we do know is that come Mayhem, someone is going to be nominated for "Taking the Best ass-kicking of his life" and the person who's gonna win that special Award is going to be YOU, Brother Runt because Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti is now "easy walk on the park" and he'll show you that at this coming Mayhem!
Jeremy Borash: Alright there you have her, Caitlin Van Basten, Manager for Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti.
*Cameras fade to Black as Jeremy Borash looks over to the left.*