Hemme's welcome to the IWCF

[gamingmaniac]

Place: IWCF Arena
Event: Mayhem
When: 5/15/07
Match: Gamer Nerd w/ Christy Hemme & Brother Runt v. Zanetti & Scott Steiner
Scene: Locker Room

Camera caught up with Gamer Nerd & the Game Freaks' new manager Christy Hemme in the Game Freaks' locker room as they welcome her to the IWCF and discuss the tag team match for Mayhem

Gamer Nerd: Christy, on behalf of the Game Freaks, we would like to welcome you to the IWCF and welcome to our Game Freaks family!

Christy Hemme: Thanks so much, GN! That was nice of Karissa to introduce me after you won your shot to face the IWCF champion Scott Steiner because I heard that you were the longest-running champion since the old days of the NWF.

GN: That's right, From 2005 to 2007 I held on to that belt for 2 years until it ended when Steiner won it in a tag match recently. But thanks to that win at Global Affair over that B-movie actor Zanetti, I get to face Steiner & Viloni at this month's PPV called A Night of Revenge in a 3-way match. Right now, you're making your IWCF Mayhem debut because Chris Sabin's having a rematch of sorts because he defeated my arch nemesis who's been on my ass since the NWF days, Irving Van Basten and he's 100% undefeated since his debut because Sabin's going against Alan Stone.

Hemme: That's awesome! What do you think of the outfit I picked out on my way to the PPV?

GN: Your outfit's awesome and the black stripes on those tubes matched your tie

Hemme: *laughs in blush* Thanks, GN! I picked it out because I wanted to match the same outfit you & Sabin got on.

GN: Well we have a tag match against Zanetti & Scott Steiner at Mayhem because I'll be teaming up with Brother Runt in the main event match.

Hemme: Brother Runt? Is that the guy from Team 3D?

GN: Team 3D is a tag team features Brother Ray & Brother Devon, but not that I know of. Anyway, The movies Zanetti's been making recently failed time and time again. Everytime he makes a feature film, it tanked in lots of ways.

Hemme: Wow! I never see any of his lousy flicks, but I'm a 80s teen flick fan too! Not only I like Three O' Clock High, but I love watching Revenge of the Nerds!

GN: Sweet because revenge will be much sweeter when I face Viloni & Steiner in a few weeks at the PPV. Right now, let's focus on our tag match because Brother Runt & I would LOVE to get our hands on Zanetti & Steiner and by the way, Steiner's manager is Cande *coughs* Vetrano.

Hemme: Cande Vetrano?! As if! Anyways, give me a little tour of this place.

GN: Sure will!

Gamer Nerd & the Game Freaks gives Christy Hemme a tour of their locker room and the arena

END

[Danilo Zanetti]

*Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti is backstage with Jeremy Borash in the Interview Area.*

Jeremy Borash: Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti we are just a few mere moments from your tag team match where you team up with the IWCF World Heavyweight Champion Scott Steiner to take on Brother Runt and Gamer Nerd who have Christy Hemme in their corner while you and Steiner have Cande Vetrano and of course, Caitlin Van Basten.

Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti: You're damn right Borash! Steiner and I have the have two of the brightest female minds in this business today. And those two bright minds belong to Cande Vetrano and Caitlin Van Basten respectively. Not only are these two females smart but they're helpful as well, specially when help is needed. On the other hand, Gamer Nerd and Runt have that red headed brat named Christy Hemme. I mean what has she done in this business that makes her so special J.B? Winning a Diva Search? Copying the Twist of Fate? Or shaking her big butt on Camera as if she was some sort of Brazilian Carnival Woman? Is that what makes her so special J.B? I don't think so. You see ever since this "Diva" made her way into the business all she's done is make a total FOOL out of herself and she's done that quite a few times! After all, she's not a Wrestler or a Manager, she's just ANOTHER DIVA SEARCH Winner! On the other hand, Cande and Caitlin are NO Diva Search Winners, they're two of the best Managers in this business today because they know how to form Champions and we've seen that with me and Scott Steiner J.B. Scott Steiner is the IWCF World Heavyweight Champion while I on the other hand am, a "STAR"! And even though Scott Steiner and I are two very different individuals J.B we do have one similarity amongst us and that's the similarity of being CHAMPIONS! Scott Steiner has been a Tag Team Champion and a Singles Champion in every promotion that he's ever been meanwhile I have been a "Box Office Hit". And it's obvious that those "Box Office Hits" have turned me into the Champion that I am today. Scott Steiner also possesses a very extensive amateur background in Wrestling while I posses a very strong Acting background in and out of the ring. He has his Steiner Recliner and I have my Hangman's DDT. But the main point in this comparison is that we're both CHAMPIONS and we're gonna prove to you and everyone else why we are both CHAMPIONS in this company and in this business today. Meanwhile our opponents are just a bunch of..... NERDS! Yeah, that's right, NERDS! I mean look at Brother Runt, he's pathetic! And Gamer Nerd, don't even get me started on that third rate disgrace because when I think about him I think about that one word, disgrace. He may have been the IWCF World Heavyweight Champion for over two years but that doesn't compare to all the amateur Wrestling titles that Scott Steiner has won over the years. And that sure as hell doesn't compare to all the "Box Office Hits" that this "STAR" has had ever since he stepped foot into Theatrical Acting J.B. It's like this J.B, Gamer Nerd and Runt are just two nobodies who wanna be meanwhile Scott Steiner and I are two Champions who've been to the top over and over. So at Mayhem, we're gonna prove to everyone why we're both good at what we do because when Mayhem's over set and done, you're gonna see my latest Production entitled "How to GET RID of a bunch of NERDS: A Guy's guide to getting ride of NERDS!". And in this Production, Scott Steiner and I are gonna have the privilege to show everyone here and everyone at home what it really takes to get rid of two NERDS and we'll show everyone step-by-step until those NERDS are GONE! And there's no doubt J.B that when this Production is released under the Zanetti-Steiner & Vetrano banner, it will be a HUGE Seller everywhere! So Gamer Nerd and Brother Runt, be ready, because when Mayhem rolls around Scott Steiner and I are going to get RID of the BOTH OF YOU within a snap of a finger! And once that's done, the IWCF will FINALLY be NERD-FREE Borash! HA HA HA HA HA!

Jeremy Borash: Strong words from Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti prior to his tag team match with Scott Steiner against Brother Runt and Gamer Nerd.

*Cameras fade to Black as Jeremy Borash looks over to the left.*