Interview with Cande Vetrano w/ Joanie Laurer imp.

[Scott Steiner]

(Cande Vetrano, Manager of "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner is standing by with Jeremy Borash backstage.)

Jeremy Borash: What a night "A Global Affair" promises to be and it's less than a week away but "A Global Affair" promises to be one busy night for Managers Ms. Esposito and my guest at this time, Cande Vetrano.

Cande Vetrano: Borash, you bet your ass that "A Global Affair" is going to be one busy night for and that other RAT, Ms. Esposito. For the past couple of years all we've been doing is playing this game of Cat and Mouse. But that game of Cat and Mouse quickly turned into an "Anything you can do, I can do better" kind of game. And while I admit that Esposito has gotten the "upper hand on me" through the years this time, it's not going to happen Borash. ESPOSITO, you and I have a meeting to attend to. This meeting will be the first of MANY that we're going to have for the next two weeks up until "A Global Affair". This first meeting that we're gonna have is gonna have you on one side Managing that Vicente Viloni guy and some Female Wrestler that you have chosen. Then on the other side, you're gonna have me Managing the FORMER IWCF World Heavyweight Champion, "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner and Tiffany. And I think EVERYONE in the IWCF knows who clearly has the "better group" Esposito and sadly, it's not yours. ;D
I mean your Team compared to mine is worthless. All you have is Vicente Viloni and this Women Wrestler that you've chosen and then of course you have that Rick Martel Reject, Delmonico. But then again, what do I have? I have a Female Wrestler that's been all over Japan, Mexico, and the United States. But, that's not all. I also have a Wrestler whom they call "Big Poppa Pump" and he happens to have "The Largest Arms in the World" and the "Shortest Fuse in all of Professional Wrestling" and that Wrestler is of course one, Scott Steiner. And Esposito, you may have the largest quantity of Wrestlers by your side compared to me but what you and the others fail to realize is that I have the most POWER in all the IWCF and when I mean Power, I mean brute strength and no other IWCF Wrestler posses such a feature than "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner and you're gonna see why first hand Esposito this Saturday at Mayhem. And if it wasn't for your man and the Politics that were pulled on me and Steiner, Steiner would STILL be the IWCF World Heavyweight Champion and he's gonna prove that to you too this in less than a week at "A Global Affair". But as far as your Mystery Women's Wrestler goes, I think I have an idea as to whom you have chosen, JONIE, come out girl!

(Suddenly, a Joanie Laurer impersonator walks into the Interview area.)

Cande Vetrano: THIS is Ms. Esposito's Mystery Women's Wrestler, the one, the only, JOANIE LAURER!
So Joanie, how was your "One Night in China"?

Joanie Laurer impersonator: Oh it was great, Sean really took it to me.

Cande Vetrano: Ewww, gross, I bet he did didn't he?

Joanie Laurer impersonator: Oh yes he did he gave me the Bronco......

Cande Vetrano: JOANIE! That's enough, please!
Anyways, are you ready to make your return to the ring alongside Vicente Viloni and his Manager, Ms. Esposito.

Joanie Laurer: Yes I am, I mean look at me! I've been working out going to the Gym, taking my steroids, and......

Cande Vetrano: JOANIE! I think everyone knows you've taken Steroids in the past so there's no point in admitting it whatsoever because EVERYONE knows you take Steroids Joanie!

Joanie Laurer impersonator: But I was just.......

Cande Vetrano: JOANIE, SHUT UP, Thank You! ;D
Look at her Borash, she's one washed up piece of crap that's still living with all her past glories. She may have won several WWF titles and she may been on Playboy and on "The Surreal Life" and she may have made a DISGUSTING Pornographic tape with Sean Waltman but of course, this washed up piece of crap can't compare to the style of Wrestling that Tiffany possesses Borash.
Hey Joanie!

Joanie Laurer impersonator: What is it Cande?

Cande Vetrano: Can you send this message to Ms. Esposito please? I'd like to have it delivered as soon as possible, Thank You. ;D

Joanie Laurer impersonator: Sure what is it Cande?

(Cande Vetrano gives a hard slap to the Joanie Laurer impersonator across the face causing her to go down to the ground as Jeremy Borash quickly moved out of the way.)

Cande Vetrano: Tell Esposito I'll be seeing her this Saturday and next Sunday! And when you do, tell her that Cande Vetrano is going to put her and her Team in their place. Tell her that she can bring in whoever she wants, I don't care. I'm still going to put that little Rat and her Team in their place and I'll do so in less than a week at "A Global Affair" with the help of Tiffany and "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner. And Esposito, if you EVER get in my face than that's what's gonna happen to you!

(The Cameras show a very badly hurt Joanie Laurer impersonator still lying on the ground after receiving that hard slap by Cande Vetrano.)

Cande Vetrano: And by the way, JOANIE LAURER, it's 2007 NOT 2001 you washed up piece of trash!

(Cande Vetrano then stomps on the Joanie Laurer impersonator. Shortly thereafter, Vetrano walks off the Interview area as the Cameras display a hurt Joanie Laurer impersonator.)

[*Tiffany*]

*Tiffany is seen arriving to the IWCF Arena. Tiffany is then caught up on by Jeremy Borash,*

*Jeremy Borash*
Tiffany, first of all, Welcome to the IWCF you will make your debut this coming Saturday alongside "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner when you both take on the Team of Vicente Viloni and a Mystery Wrestler hand picked by Ms. Esposito.

*Tiffany*
That's right Jeremy Borash. This Saturday Night, "The Sexy Beauty" makes her IWCF in-ring debut alongside a great individual like Scott Steiner. I came here because I knew that this was the place to be Borash. I've been in Mexico, Japan, and of course, here in the United States but nothing compares to the "Family Friendly" atmosphere of the IWCF. Last week I had talks with Jim Cornette and on that very same week, he signed me to an exclusive IWCF contract Jeremy Borash. Once I signed that contract I knew I had to side with someone because I didn't want to show up "a loner" so after doing my research on the company, I finally decide to side with Cande Vetrano and Scott Steiner. At first I was considering siding with Ms, Esposito but after judging a few of her actions, I knew that little "wanna be" was nothing and therefore I chose to side with Scott Steiner and the lovely Cande Vetrano. Because unlike Ms. Esposito and her Team, Cande Vetrano and Scott Steiner have what it takes to rise up and go to the top. And I've been there before Borash and I know what it's like to go up there and be there and I know that Scott Steiner and Cande Vetrano know that as well as I do meanwhile Ms. Esposito doesn't know a damn thing about going to the top. And now that I've sided with Cande Vetrano and Scott Steiner I must now lend a "helping hand" to both of them in getting rid of that "wanna be" Ms. Esposito and all two members of her little Team. Ms. Esposito all you are is nothing more than a "wanna be" compared to Cande Vetrano. The only reason you "out shined her" in everything was because everyone fell for that cute little innocent face of yours which tells more lies than Pinocchio. I'm sure that if things didn't work out that way, Cande Vetrano would have been sitting at the top for most of her life but instead a "wanna be" like you took all the glory for yourself. And it seems to me that you're planning to do the same thing here with you and your little Team but now, Cande Vetrano, Scott Steiner, and I will do what it takes to stop you from taking all the glory to yourself like you have all your life. Your Team took out 3D and The Game Freaks but you know something? We're not gonna be on your victims list because if you think we are then please, think again. I'm too good of a Wrestler to be taken out and Scott Steiner is too big of a wall that he cannot be taken down even by the strongest force in the Universe today. I came here to Wrestle and help Cande Vetrano and it looks like with you Ms. Esposito, I'm gonna be doing some multi-tasking. And I know it's been said around here time and time again but Esposito, what you're gonna see me do to your Mystery Women's Wrestler is going to be nothing compared to what I have in store for her next week at "A Global Affair". And once I take her out with a snap of a finger guess what? You're going to be the next person I take out Ms. Esposito! And while I do that, Scott Steiner is gonna take care of both Vicente and Fabricio and he's gonna put them out on the shelf once and for all just like I'm gonna do to you and your Women's Wrestler. After all, you don't deserve all the glory for yourself do you? Some other people do? And they are, Scott Steiner, Cande Vetrano, and "The Sexy Beauty" Tiffany. So Esposito be ready because I'm coming to take you out and to leave a permanent mark on you and the company that will never be erased!

*Jeremy Borash*
Alright Thank You Tiffany! "The Sexy Beauty" Tiffany is "all fired up" for this Saturday's Inter-gender Tag Team match against Vicente Viloni and a Women's Wrestler of Ms. Esposito's choosing!

*Cameras fade to black.*