Post by gamingmaniac on Apr 13, 2007 18:13:37 GMT -5
Place: IWCF Arena
Event: Mayhem
When: 4/14/07
Scene: Interview
Cameras caught up with Gamer Nerd, Chris Sabin & Karissa are seen playing a game of Jenga in the Game Freaks' locker room
Chris Sabin: You're up, dude!
Gamer Nerd tries to remove a piece of the Jenga tower until...the tower itself falls
Sabin: Sorry dude, chalk one up for the gamer nerd-in-training!
Gamer Nerd: Doesn't that remind you of playing Rampage where 3 monsters make the buildings fall from city to city by puching and eating their way for players to earn points?
Sabin: Yeah, I played the World Tour version and do you know who the tower is, dude?
GN: Yeah Chris, my arch nemesis & slimeball Irving Van Basten.
Sabin: Yeah him. What his daughter did to you when you had the match won against that B-movie hotshot Zanetti was uncalled for and this Saturday night at Mayhem, not only I'm gonna put my undefeated streak on the line against the so-called leader of Kings of Wrestling, but I'm going to do whatever it takes to keep my streak alive.
GN: That's cool and all, but I shall warn you though that his daughter Caitlin will be at Ringside cheering him on and may cause you to lose because of her scheming outside interferences because Karissa will be at ringside because she'll be watching her every move to make sure that primadonna spoiled brat doesn't do anything stupid to help her father win. A win via DQ would work for you if it happens when Irving Van Basten uses a steel chair like her daughter did last time.
Sabin: I'll be very aware and keep my head up for that. You & Samoa Joe will be facing Zanetti & that movie monster reject Muerte Cibernetica in your tag match, right?
GN: Yeah. Cornette booked us for the main event match and who's going to be at ringside to cheer on Zanetti & Muerte?
Sabin: Caitlin Van Basten because I can't stand her because she's being spoiled too much thinking that she's the princess and other sugar-coated crap like that!
GN: That's right because the Game Freaks can't stand her & Karissa can't stand her either and after what Muerte Cibernetica did to Joe weeks ago, it's his golden opportunity to get some payback for leaving Joe a bloody mess outside of our locker room but if the both of us gets DQ'd if Joe uses that chair to leave Muerte Cibernetica a bloody mess, then so be it. That ingrate will pay for what he did to him. Karissa will also be at ringside to make sure that princess Van Basten doesn't carry that cheap imitation Gucci purse with her and pull out a metal pipe to knock me or Samoa Joe out.
Karissa: Oh I'll be keeping an eye out on that schoolgirl wannabe and if at anytime she interfere during our matches, she's gonna get the beating that she'll NEVER forget! Gamer Nerd, remember when you powerbombed Savina for interfering in your match at the old NWF?
GN: Yeah.
Karissa: Well here's what's going to happen to Caitlin. I'd love to see you, Sabin & Samoa Joe use the Game Over, Future Shock & the Musclebuster on her and we'll make sure that the Game Freaks will see her being put on the shelf as she watch our latest flick called which will be a sequel to my favorite 1987 teen flick Three O' Clock High will be called "Four O' Clock High: Caitlin's Last Stand" and it features us as a team of nerds pulling every single prank, starting prank wars against her and her team of snobs and winning the war against snobby spoiled brats like her.
GN: That's kickass, Karissa! As you can see, the tower has fallen since Chris wins the game just like the Van Basten legacy tower will fall starting with Irving Van Basten & then we make Caitlin's tower fall as well and then Zanetti's tower & Muerte Cibernetica's tower. Once all 4 of those tower pieces fall one by one, we'll NEVER hear from those pyramid scheming, bad move making, movie monster wannabe parasites ever again. Guys, let's get warmed up for our matches because the Game Freaks tower will stay standing because it's made of bricks & steel.
Game Freaks begin their warmup exercises so they can get ready for their matches this Saturday at Mayhem
End of scene
Event: Mayhem
When: 4/14/07
Scene: Interview
Cameras caught up with Gamer Nerd, Chris Sabin & Karissa are seen playing a game of Jenga in the Game Freaks' locker room
Chris Sabin: You're up, dude!
Gamer Nerd tries to remove a piece of the Jenga tower until...the tower itself falls
Sabin: Sorry dude, chalk one up for the gamer nerd-in-training!
Gamer Nerd: Doesn't that remind you of playing Rampage where 3 monsters make the buildings fall from city to city by puching and eating their way for players to earn points?
Sabin: Yeah, I played the World Tour version and do you know who the tower is, dude?
GN: Yeah Chris, my arch nemesis & slimeball Irving Van Basten.
Sabin: Yeah him. What his daughter did to you when you had the match won against that B-movie hotshot Zanetti was uncalled for and this Saturday night at Mayhem, not only I'm gonna put my undefeated streak on the line against the so-called leader of Kings of Wrestling, but I'm going to do whatever it takes to keep my streak alive.
GN: That's cool and all, but I shall warn you though that his daughter Caitlin will be at Ringside cheering him on and may cause you to lose because of her scheming outside interferences because Karissa will be at ringside because she'll be watching her every move to make sure that primadonna spoiled brat doesn't do anything stupid to help her father win. A win via DQ would work for you if it happens when Irving Van Basten uses a steel chair like her daughter did last time.
Sabin: I'll be very aware and keep my head up for that. You & Samoa Joe will be facing Zanetti & that movie monster reject Muerte Cibernetica in your tag match, right?
GN: Yeah. Cornette booked us for the main event match and who's going to be at ringside to cheer on Zanetti & Muerte?
Sabin: Caitlin Van Basten because I can't stand her because she's being spoiled too much thinking that she's the princess and other sugar-coated crap like that!
GN: That's right because the Game Freaks can't stand her & Karissa can't stand her either and after what Muerte Cibernetica did to Joe weeks ago, it's his golden opportunity to get some payback for leaving Joe a bloody mess outside of our locker room but if the both of us gets DQ'd if Joe uses that chair to leave Muerte Cibernetica a bloody mess, then so be it. That ingrate will pay for what he did to him. Karissa will also be at ringside to make sure that princess Van Basten doesn't carry that cheap imitation Gucci purse with her and pull out a metal pipe to knock me or Samoa Joe out.
Karissa: Oh I'll be keeping an eye out on that schoolgirl wannabe and if at anytime she interfere during our matches, she's gonna get the beating that she'll NEVER forget! Gamer Nerd, remember when you powerbombed Savina for interfering in your match at the old NWF?
GN: Yeah.
Karissa: Well here's what's going to happen to Caitlin. I'd love to see you, Sabin & Samoa Joe use the Game Over, Future Shock & the Musclebuster on her and we'll make sure that the Game Freaks will see her being put on the shelf as she watch our latest flick called which will be a sequel to my favorite 1987 teen flick Three O' Clock High will be called "Four O' Clock High: Caitlin's Last Stand" and it features us as a team of nerds pulling every single prank, starting prank wars against her and her team of snobs and winning the war against snobby spoiled brats like her.
GN: That's kickass, Karissa! As you can see, the tower has fallen since Chris wins the game just like the Van Basten legacy tower will fall starting with Irving Van Basten & then we make Caitlin's tower fall as well and then Zanetti's tower & Muerte Cibernetica's tower. Once all 4 of those tower pieces fall one by one, we'll NEVER hear from those pyramid scheming, bad move making, movie monster wannabe parasites ever again. Guys, let's get warmed up for our matches because the Game Freaks tower will stay standing because it's made of bricks & steel.
Game Freaks begin their warmup exercises so they can get ready for their matches this Saturday at Mayhem
End of scene