The Jenga Game!(Joint Role Play)

[Irving Van Basten]

*Irving Van Basten, his daughter Caitlin, and Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti are seen playing a game of Jenga in Van Basten's locker room.*

Caitlin Van Basten;[/i] It's your turn dad!

*Irving proceeds to remove a piece of the Jenga tower... suddenly the tower falls!*

Caitlin Van Basten; Aww Dad! The tower fell! It's a three way tie now.

Irving Van Basten; Speaking of towers that fall, I got a tower that I'm gonna force to fall this Saturday at Mayhem. And you know who that tower is my precious little angel?

Caitlin Van Basten; Yeah, that scum bag Chris Sabin.

Irving Van Basten; That's right honey, Chris Sabin. Earlier in the week, you nailed the nail on the head honey when you said that we're gonna take out Gamer Nerd and his Freaks just like we're doing here as we play Jenga. Sabin and his friend, Gamer Nerd obviously don't realize that our tower is strong and that it won't be taken down. Theirs on the other hand is nothing but weak. Their tower will start trembling down with just one piece removal honey and once that piece is removed, the tower will tremble even more. But just like we're doing here, we're starting from the bottom and working our way UP the tower which is why I am going to be pulling the piece of Jenga that represents Chris Sabin at Mayhem. Sabin may be a former X-Division Champion and the former Team Captain of Team U.S.A but over here, that doesn't mean squat to me or anyone else in the company. Chris Sabin is also a high-flier compared to me, the in ring technician but that obviously won't matter because as far as height goes honey, I got Sabin's number so at Mayhem, I won't be having a problem Wrestling against him and I won't have a problem defeating him. The only problem is Karissa so my princess, let me tell you something.

Caitlin Van Basten; What is it dad?

Irving Van Basten; For my match at Mayhem against Chris Sabin, I want you to be down there to watch over the shoulder of your father, you got that? The last thing I want is to lose a match with interference from that snotty little girl named Karissa. So princess, if you can, I want you to be there for your father just to make sure he doesn't lose his match due to outside interference. I'm not forcing you to do this nor have I forced you to do anything you don't wish to do your entire life and you've known that since the day you were born. So if you don't want to come down to watch over the shoulder of your father than that's fine with me Caitlin but I would benefit having you at ringside just so Karissa doesn't get in the way.

Caitlin Van Basten; Dad! Don't worry, you can count on your daughter being there for you at Mayhem this Saturday in your match against Chris Sabin. Not only will I watch you successfully defeat Chris Sabin but I will also be there to look out for Karissa because like you said, you don't want to lose a match because of here and you can count on your daughter from preventing such an incident. So don't worry that, I'll be there for you just like you've been there for me my entire life and I love you for that dad.

Irving Van Basten; I love you too sweet heart! I'm glad I can count on my own daughter in moments like these. Counting on you really means a lot to me specially since your my daughter and of course, my little princess even though she's not so little anymore.

Caitlin Van Basten; Awwww dad! Even though I'm grown up I will always be your little princess and I will always be there for you no matter what, remember that!

Irving Van Basten; I will sweetie.

Caitlin Van Basten; Are you ready to pull off another piece from the tower dad?

Irving Van Basten; I sure am!

Caitlin Van Basten; Alright go for it!

*Irving Van Basten proceeds to remove a piece off of the Jenga tower. Sudenly, the tower falls!*

Caitlin Van Basten; Awwww dad! The tower fell! Now it's a three way tie among us.

Irving Van Basten; Yeah the tower fell alright just like the Game Freaks's tower will fall by the end of the year! We're starting from the bottom and working our way up top and this Saturday at Mayhem not only will I cause Chris Sabin's tower to collapse but I will also remove the first Jenga puzzle piece from the tower of the Game Freaks. And once that's over, the tower will tremble. Then it will be Muerte Cibernetica's turn to remove the second piece off the Game Freaks Jenga tower. That second piece is Samoa Joe and once Muerte removes that piece, the tower will tremble at a faster pace. But once your friend, Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti removes the FINAL piece of the Game Freaks Jenga tower which in this case is Gamer Nerd, the tower will COLLAPSE and FALL! And once the tower falls I can guarantee you that we will NEVER hear from Gamer Nerd and his Freaks ever again! *Laughter*

Caitlin Van Basten; You tell em' dad! Danilo, it's your turn to pull of a Jenga puzzle piece from the other tower now, go.

*Caitlin and Irving Van Basten are waiting for Danilo to decide on which piece of the other Jenga tower he's going to pull off.*

[Danilo Zanetti]

*Danilo is seeing quietly staring at the other Jenga tower in place. Moments later, Danilo removes a piece but the tower doesn't fall!*

Caitlin and Irving Van Basten: WOW!

Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti: Yeah, I know hu?

Caitlin Van Basten: Some skill you have there eh?

Danio "THE STAR" Zanetti: Yep. NOT ONLY do I have the skill to play Jenga but as the both of you know, I also have the skill to WRESTLE and of course, ACT!

Irving Van Basten: That's right, I've seen you work and you Act great.

Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti: Thank You, compliments from people like you sir make me smile. Although I gotta admit, comments that DO NOT make me smile are those Gamer Nerd makes each and every week! Those comments not only disgust me but they also MAKE ME SICK! I'm sure that if Gamer Nerd was a Professional Critic, he would have already gotten fired from his job at the Newspaper for being too lame.

Irving Van Basten: Yeah, I agree.

Caitlin Van Basten: Me too.

Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti: I've seen and herd all those comments that he makes, I've read all his reviews and they just plain SUCK! He knows that the incident that involved Savina three years ago was one of THE WORST MOMENTS in the entire history of the IWCF yet he gives it a Five Star rating? Please. But what did properly deserve a Five Star rating was when Irving Van Basten made his loooong awaited IWCF debut when he Netherthelessed Karissa as a signal of a triumphant return. EVERYONE will remember that moment forever and why? Because it showed a man's triumphant return to the IWCF and because it showed the intensity that you sir displayed when you gave Karissa the Netherthelessed. In fact, I think that moment deserves a Golden Globe

Irving Van Basten: Wow, Thank You.

Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti: Don't thank me, it's the truth. And I think that EVERYONE in the IWCF and EVERYONE watching at home will agree with me on that one. But now that you've made your triumphant return to the IWCF sir, it's time to go after Gamer Nerd and his group of Nerdy Freaks. And like your daughter stated, where going to start taking pulling pieces from their tower by taking turns until the tower falls. And this Saturday at Mayhem, you sir will go first and then me and Muerte Cibernetica will follow your lead. And when we're done the tower will start to shake like crazy and I can guarantee you that by "A Global Affair" the tower will FALL!

Irving Van Basten: Really? How?

Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti: Sir, when you know what holds the structure well then you know two things, what it takes to make it stand tall and of course, what it will take to properly make it fall. And sir, I know what it takes to make the Game Freaks's tower fall VERY, VERY WELL! You can trust me on this sir. And even though I can't guarantee a quick fall which is what we all would want anyway, I can guarantee you that the tower will successfully come down during the half-way point of the year! Plus, another advantage that I possess is the advantage of having your brilliant daughter, Caitlin. She'll make the force be stronger and that will cause the tower to give in and of course, collapse!
But this is just the start of what's to come for Gamer Nerd and his Nerds. And if I were them, I'd run for cover because come Mayhem, the tower will start to shake and by June, there will be NO MORE Gamer Nerds in the IWCF! And THAT right there is a Five Star worthy moment and you know why? Because EVERYONE will remember the day the Game Freaks FELL to their doom courtesy of me, yourself, and your daughter. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the end of the Game Freaks won the "Moment of the Year" award at the IWCF. This is just the start of what's to come but most importantly this is just the start of a brilliant Five Star Masterpiece that will be produced by me, yourself, and your daughter. And like I said, EVERYONE will remember our Masterpiece FOREVER! HA HA HA HA HA!

*Danilo, Irving, and Caitlin are seeing laughing in an evil manner.*