Post by gamingmaniac on Apr 12, 2007 2:55:53 GMT -5
Place: IWCF Arena
Event: Mayhem
When: 4/14/07
Match: Zanetti w/ Caitlin Van Basten & Muerte Cibernetica v. Game Freaks w/ Karissa
Scene: IWCF Cafeteria
Gamer Nerd is standing by and waiting to be interviewed by Diego Maronas being seated in the IWCF cafeteria in the backstage area
Diego Maronas: I'm sitting here with the former IWCF champion & Game Freaks member Gamer Nerd. Gamer Nerd, you heard the comments from "The Star" & Caitlin Van Basten earlier when they said that they want to put you, Karissa & the Game Freaks out of of the company after the pain & trauma caused by you for disgracing the Van Bastens since the start of this company. What do you think of all the things Zanetti & Caitlin Van Basten said about you?
Gamer Nerd: What do I think of the kind of trash they said about me & the Game Freaks behind my back? I'll tell it straight to Zanetti & his so-called talent consultant Caitlin Van Basten...
Gamer Nerd faces the camera
...To YOU Zanetti, how many times you have to show that stupid footage of me getting a chair shot from Caitlin telling the fans you're getting 4-star rave reviews and getting the award for the best chair shot of the year, it won't happen. While you earn not a single star for your in-ring performance, Caitlin only gets a half a star for being a time-waster if you read the star rating chart and here's what it looks like if you two are so smart enough to see what a star rating chart looks like.
4 Stars - Superior!
3 Stars - Excellent
2 Stars - OK
1 Star - Time-waster
ZERO - Forget it
The lowest rating Caitlin gets is a big fat zero so Caitlin if you're listening, you can forget it because the fans in the IWCF arena could care less about your lousy debut performance after what you done to me. What's the matter? Muerte Cibernetica can't speak up for you? Where can he be at the moment? Hibernating in Dracula's castle perhaps because he's afraid to prove himself is he's man enough to help you put me & the Game Freaks away? Let's just hope that your plans on doing that backfires.
And to YOU Caitlin Van Basten, What did you help your father to accomplish his reign of terror in the IWCF? Have you watch and let him lay a finger on Karissa when he made his return? What he did is a big mistake on his part because before the main event, me & Samoa Joe will be cheering Chris Sabin on because he's putting his undefeated streak on the line against your father at Mayhem this Saturday.
What school & and Zanetti attend to make fools out of yourselves and become straight F students? Harper Valley? Sweet Valley High? Bayside High? As far as you being his new manager goes, I don't care because Ms. Esposito didn't want anything to do with you anyway because you're the far most worst manager than her put altogether because Karissa is WAY better than the both of you after the Enron-like deal you made with her.
Now ask me this, how are you, Zanetti & your stuck-up snob of a father Irving Van Basten manage to put me, Karissa & the Game Freaks away? Put a bounty on our heads like what your father did 3 years ago with the help of his henchmen? Speaking of bounty offerings, Someday WE will be placing a bounty on YOUR head & a huge bounty on your father's head for the damage he did to me and commited a crime by having him & the Kings of Wrestling trying to put me on the shelf for period of time. You like that to happen when I 1st came to the IWCF don't you?
Maronas, ever heard of the saying "Once you touch it, you CAN'T get your hands off it."?
Maronas: Yes.
GN: If Caitlin Van Basten wants to play human Jenga? I'm there & the Game Freaks will be there to play it by taking out piece by piece until the tower collapses because once you touch, you CAN'T get your hands off it because that's exactly what'll happen when the tower falls watching the pieces of you, Zanetti & your father spill on the floor and you think that the Game Freaks will no longer be in the IWCF? You're wrong, my dear beccause at Mayhem this Saturday, the Game Freaks will win the game of human Jenga and it'll be US to put you & your father out of this company, do I make myself perfectly clear?
Gamer Nerd gets up & leaves
Maronas: That's Gamer Nerd sending a big message to Danilo Zanetti & his new found manager Caitlin Van Basten as they face him & Muerte Cibernetica this Saturday at Mayhem!
End of interview
Event: Mayhem
When: 4/14/07
Match: Zanetti w/ Caitlin Van Basten & Muerte Cibernetica v. Game Freaks w/ Karissa
Scene: IWCF Cafeteria
Gamer Nerd is standing by and waiting to be interviewed by Diego Maronas being seated in the IWCF cafeteria in the backstage area
Diego Maronas: I'm sitting here with the former IWCF champion & Game Freaks member Gamer Nerd. Gamer Nerd, you heard the comments from "The Star" & Caitlin Van Basten earlier when they said that they want to put you, Karissa & the Game Freaks out of of the company after the pain & trauma caused by you for disgracing the Van Bastens since the start of this company. What do you think of all the things Zanetti & Caitlin Van Basten said about you?
Gamer Nerd: What do I think of the kind of trash they said about me & the Game Freaks behind my back? I'll tell it straight to Zanetti & his so-called talent consultant Caitlin Van Basten...
Gamer Nerd faces the camera
...To YOU Zanetti, how many times you have to show that stupid footage of me getting a chair shot from Caitlin telling the fans you're getting 4-star rave reviews and getting the award for the best chair shot of the year, it won't happen. While you earn not a single star for your in-ring performance, Caitlin only gets a half a star for being a time-waster if you read the star rating chart and here's what it looks like if you two are so smart enough to see what a star rating chart looks like.
4 Stars - Superior!
3 Stars - Excellent
2 Stars - OK
1 Star - Time-waster
ZERO - Forget it
The lowest rating Caitlin gets is a big fat zero so Caitlin if you're listening, you can forget it because the fans in the IWCF arena could care less about your lousy debut performance after what you done to me. What's the matter? Muerte Cibernetica can't speak up for you? Where can he be at the moment? Hibernating in Dracula's castle perhaps because he's afraid to prove himself is he's man enough to help you put me & the Game Freaks away? Let's just hope that your plans on doing that backfires.
And to YOU Caitlin Van Basten, What did you help your father to accomplish his reign of terror in the IWCF? Have you watch and let him lay a finger on Karissa when he made his return? What he did is a big mistake on his part because before the main event, me & Samoa Joe will be cheering Chris Sabin on because he's putting his undefeated streak on the line against your father at Mayhem this Saturday.
What school & and Zanetti attend to make fools out of yourselves and become straight F students? Harper Valley? Sweet Valley High? Bayside High? As far as you being his new manager goes, I don't care because Ms. Esposito didn't want anything to do with you anyway because you're the far most worst manager than her put altogether because Karissa is WAY better than the both of you after the Enron-like deal you made with her.
Now ask me this, how are you, Zanetti & your stuck-up snob of a father Irving Van Basten manage to put me, Karissa & the Game Freaks away? Put a bounty on our heads like what your father did 3 years ago with the help of his henchmen? Speaking of bounty offerings, Someday WE will be placing a bounty on YOUR head & a huge bounty on your father's head for the damage he did to me and commited a crime by having him & the Kings of Wrestling trying to put me on the shelf for period of time. You like that to happen when I 1st came to the IWCF don't you?
Maronas, ever heard of the saying "Once you touch it, you CAN'T get your hands off it."?
Maronas: Yes.
GN: If Caitlin Van Basten wants to play human Jenga? I'm there & the Game Freaks will be there to play it by taking out piece by piece until the tower collapses because once you touch, you CAN'T get your hands off it because that's exactly what'll happen when the tower falls watching the pieces of you, Zanetti & your father spill on the floor and you think that the Game Freaks will no longer be in the IWCF? You're wrong, my dear beccause at Mayhem this Saturday, the Game Freaks will win the game of human Jenga and it'll be US to put you & your father out of this company, do I make myself perfectly clear?
Gamer Nerd gets up & leaves
Maronas: That's Gamer Nerd sending a big message to Danilo Zanetti & his new found manager Caitlin Van Basten as they face him & Muerte Cibernetica this Saturday at Mayhem!
End of interview