A B-movie actor, a Castlevania reject & a brat

[gamingmaniac]

Place: IWCF Arena
Event: Mayhem
When: 4/14/07
Match: Zanetti w/ Caitlin Van Basten & Muerte Cibernetica v. Game Freaks w/ Karissa
Scene: Locker Room

Cameras caught up with the Game Freaks in their locker room doing their usual warm-ups before matches and they knew that their main event match will be against Danilo Zanetti w/ Caitlin Van Basten & Muerte Cibernetica while Chris Sabin takes on Irving Van Basten. Gamer Nerd have this to say regarding the match they'll be in at next week's Mayhem.

Gamer Nerd: Two weeks ago, my arch nemesis Irving Van Basten returned to the IWCF to get some much needed payback for the things I've done to him & the Van Basten clan and now, his so-called percious daughter joins the IWCF to save Zanetti's ass from having me defeating him and this daughter of Van Basten's name is none other than Savina's assistant reform school reject Caitlin Van Basten!

Katie, that chair shot you gave me last week at Mayhem really, really felt so damn good because when you became Zanetti's lifesaver by helping him win the match. Let me say welcome to the IWCF, but you better stay the hell out of the Game Freaks' way because while my pal Chris Sabin put his undefeated streak on the line against your Kings of Wrestling crazed father Irving Van Basten, Samoa Joe & I will get the job done when we get in the ring and exterminate that B-movie actor Zanetti & the Castlevania reject Muerte Cibernetica.

Karissa whispered something in Gamer Nerd's ear regarding Caitlin Van Basten

GN: Karissa gave me a GREAT question because I want to ask you something. How old are you anyway, Katie? 16? 17? 18? I know that you're still a bratty teenager who likes to be spoiled and get everything you wanted in life like 1,000,000 Euros, a hot Dutch sportscar, a plasma wall TV, etc. But I think it's time for you get out of Brat-Sylvania because Karissa here has more knowledge than you, doing the moves she does in the ring and she knows how to carry the Game Freaks to fan popularity since leaving that ingrate Tarzan Kid 2 years ago.

Enough about you Katie because the Game Freaks know that anytime soon, the little lady Katie goes...KA-BOOM!!! That's right, you are now known as Katie Ka-Boom because everytime the fans in the IWCF and the Game Freaks calling you a spoiled brat, you get all mad and angry and go "I'm not a spoiled brat, dammit!" or you can cover your ears if you please because you can't block out what the fans might chant whenever you're at ringside or being interviewed backstage.

Zanetti, Katie Ka-Boom is your lifesaver because she wants to help you get out of the B-movie world and get back into the blockbuster movie business is that it? Does that has something to do with her helping you winning the match? Yes. And for YOU Muerte Cibernetica, you might be happy that I lost the title to Scott Steiner 2 weeks ago, right? We're not talking about Steiner, we're talking about me & my pal Samoa Joe aka Insector X kicking your ass at Mayhem this Saturday.

The Game Freaks Exterminating Agency is here to rid of certain pests like Heavy Metal, Irving Van Basten, Rodallega, D'Allesandro and even the biggest pest of them all is Tirantes. Zanetti & Muerte Cibernetica, the Game Freaks Exterminating Agency is open for business & we're here to exterminate you and stop the both of you including Irving's spoiled brat Katie Ka-Boom in your tracks!

[Danilo Zanetti]

*Danilo and Caitlin Van Basten are standing by Backstage in the Interview Area with Jeremy Borash.*

Jeremy Borash: What a night of surprises Mayhem was last week, the title was vacated by orders of Jim Cornette and of course, the DEBUT of Irving Van Basten's daughter, Caitlin last week at Mayhem! And.....

Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti: BORASH! Let me cut you off right there! Yes, last week was a night of surprises at Mayhem and while the vacation of the IWCF title had everyone stunned, NO OTHER SURPRISE caused shock last week then the one the lovely Caitlin Van Basten delivered to me and everyone in the IWCF. As you know Borash, for the past week or so, you've seen me talk on my cell phone to an undisclosed peson who had a "surprise" for me. You and everyone else didn't know who that person was until last week's Mayhem. At first, I thought she was going to bring me gifts but after I saw her clobber Gamer Nerd with a steel chair, I found out that the surprise was more than just a gift. In fact Borash, why don't we look back at the chair shot that Caitlin Van Basten gave Gamer Nerd while she was under a mask shall we?

*The scene of Caitlin Van Basten hitting Gamer Nerd with a chair is shown.*

Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti: There you see Gamer Nerd, thinking he had me beat when BAM! Out of nowhere, a masked woman, Caitlin Van Basten clobbered him with a steel chair! Look at the intensity in Caitlin as she delivers that chair shot to Gamer Nerd. NOT only does she show intensity but she also shows her strenght I mean, have you seen anyone swing a chair that hard Borash? I don't think so. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if she won an Academy Award for "Best chair shot of the year". This chair shot that Caitlin gives Gamer Nerd demonstrates passion, energy, and of course intensity I mean look at her Borash! Once she finished clobbering Gamer Nerd with a chair, she takes off her mask and she reveals herself as the lovely, Caitlin Van Basten! And as you can all tell, once she reveals herself, Karissa seemed to be mad, very, very mad. But in the end Borash, the debut of Caitlin Van Basten in the IWCF is something NO ONE specially YOU Gamer Nerd will NEVER ever forget! In fact, I give her debut FIVE STARS because her debut featured Drama, suspense, horror, energy, passion, and intensity. And Caitlin, I gotta give it to you though, your debut send SHOCK WAVES to the IWCF but what send more shock waves is your alliance with me, hu?

*Fans Boo*

Caitlin Van Basten: Your damn right my debut and alliance with you send shock waves last week! I mean, why wouldn't it? After all, I am the daughter of Irving Van Basten, right? You're all probably wondering why I'm here. Why is Caitlin Van Basten in the IWCF? Well, let me tell you. When my father returned to the IWCF two weeks I remember telling him at the Airport that he wouldn't be alone in the IWCF. I told him that when the time was right, I would show up. Fast forward to last week and now, I'm here. Most of you thought I would be by my father's side but instead, I sided with Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti. You're all probably wondering HOW this alliance came about and well, let me give you a little background story. Danilo and I have been great friends ever since we met in Summer School when we were both in High School. While we were there, we met each other and of course, became great friends. After Summer School, I barely saw him but thanks to MySpace, little plug for you. But thanks to MySpace, I was able to keep in touch with him. Once my father boarded the plane back to the U.S, I messaged Danilo, I gave him my number, and then, we started talking. I told him I had set-up a "big surprise" but what he didn't know is that I would show up at Mayhem to be there for him in his match against Gamer Nerd. After all Borash, aren't friends supposed to be there for each other?

Jeremy Borash: Yeah, I guess.

Caitlin Van Basten: You're damn right they're supposed to be there for each other and as his friend, that's what I had to do. I showed up at Mayhem, I gave Gamer Nerd a chair shot, end result? Danilo beating Gamer Nerd one, two.. three! You're also probably wondering how I was able to side with Danilo who at the time was a member of Team Esposito. I called Ms. Esposito during the same time I was already talking to Danilo, I negotiated with her, and after a couple of talks on the phone and on MSN, we worked out a deal so that I could be the NEW Manager of Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti. Ms. Esposito is cool whether she's good or whether she's able but Borash, I will be the Manager that will take Danilo to the top. I've learned a lot from my father and I know what it takes to help Danilo go to the top and I know what it takes to get the job done! And I think I showed you and everyone else that last week at Mayhem when I clobbered Gamer Nerd with a chair. Danilo is a STAR, he's not just a Wrestler, he's a Theatrical Actor and compared to Gamer Nerd, Zanetti is obviously MORE OF A PERSON that Gamer Nerd will ever be in his life! Gamer Nerd, I appreciate your insults but guess what? I don't let them get to me. To me, your insults don't mean shit! But you know what does? GETTING RID OF YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL! I'm NOT only here to side with Danilo and take him to the top but I'm also here to help my father get rid of you from this company! It's been three years of torment towards me, my family, and my father. And now, that torment is going to end Gamer Nerd because this year, 2007 will be your FINAL YEAR because THIS IS THE YEAR where me and my father will get rid of you once and for all! You've done enough bad things around this company but now, it's time to REMOVE YOU once and for all! If you were a thingyroach, my father and I would have stomped you a long time ago but since you're not, we're gonna start talking you out like a Jenga puzzle! We're gonna start taking you and your little girlfriend Karissa out piece by piece until the tower falls and collapses signifying the end of YOU, the Game Freaks, and your girlfriend Karissa. And this week at Mayhem in the tag team match, we're gonna pull off the first piece towards your Jenga tower and once we do that, my father will go next and we're gonna take turns until YOU FALL ONCE AND FOR ALL! So come Mayhem, the Game is going to start but by the end of the year if not sooner, I can guarantee that YOU will NO LONGER be in this company, you got that? Let's go Danilo!

*Caitlin Van Basten and Danilo leave the Interview Area*

Jeremy Borash: Strong words from one Caitlin Van Basten!

*The Interview ends.*