Surprise me, Zanetti!

[gamingmaniac]

Place: IWCF Arena
Event: Mayhem
When: 4/7/07
Match: "Rey Sol" Zanetti w/ Ms. Esposito v. Gamer Nerd w/ Karissa
Scene: Locker Room

Cameras are inside the Game Freaks locker room where they find Gamer Nerd inside

Gamer Nerd: Zanetti! You really find my speech about you and Ms. Esposito amusing huh? When Mayhem arrives Saturday, we'll see who gets the last laugh. It's not about titles either, but it's about me kicking your B-movie ass and to answer your question if I remember that parasite Van Basten or not. I remember that parasite REAL WELL and what about Savina? Oh yeah, I was responsible for powerbombing her in the middle of the ring for her chronic interferences in my matches.

I did that to prove a point and I STILL have a tape of me powerbombing her in the middle of the ring. Enjoy!

Gamer Nerd inserts the tape of his NWF match into the VCR as the tape plays automatically

GN: It was Fall of 2004, I was up against Van Basten in the main event match scheduled for 1 fall. Van basten had no choice and I powerbombed him to make the pin and win the match. But before that happens, who was the ditzy primadonna of a reform school reject made her move and interfered in my match? It's none other than Savina. She distracted the ref any way she could and as soon she enters that ring and try to knock me out in front of the fans...GAMER NERD POWERBOMBS SAVINA!!! The Impact of me powerbombing her was 100% priceless and every fan in that arena gave me a big pop for powerbombing Savina.

Now I'm up for a nomination for the impact move used in the IWCF and I'm also nominated for best wrestler & for being the fan favorite. Once the presenter open the envelope to announce the winner and the winner is...GAMER NERD for powerbombing Savina. How about that for an encore, Zanetti? My next movie after the footage I played will be called "Powerbombed: The Gamer Nerd Story" and it's about an aspiring wrestler from Chicago, Illinois who transformed himself from a zero to a hero by overcoming all obstacles and how I defeated Chris Harris for the then-NWF heavyweight championship.

Oh I'm sorry Zanetti, but I just finished reading the movie section in the newspaper and the critics gave your movie "The Geek-a-zoid: Gone at last" only 1 star because the movie of yours sucked, bombed, tanked or in other words, flopped. Everytime you come up with an upcoming release, it flops but everytime I come up with an upcoming release, they became box office hits.

As far as the "surprise" is concerned, what or who is this "surprise" you're referring to other than helping Van Basten get himself a part in a role as an understudy? A stand-in? A stunt double? Oh I know, earning a walk-on role. Is that it, Zanetti? Either way you look at it, he won't get a single award for his piss-poor performance after what he did to Karissa after I gave up the title. Zanetti, you tell your understudy Van Basten that if I ever catch him Nevertheless Karissa again, he will be in for a beating of his life because I already beaten his ass in the past and it's an honor for me to do it again!

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[Danilo Zanetti]

*Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti is Backstage with Jeremy Borash.*

Jeremy Borash: Ladies and gentleman I am joined at this time by Team Esposito member, Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti and Zanetti.....

Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti: Woah, hold on Borash, can't you see my cell phone is ringing? Gee, have some patience!

*Danilo answers his cell phone.*

Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti: Hello, Hey! It's you again, what's up? Yeah, I told your dad that you said "Hi" to him, he says he misses you a bunches and that he can't wait to see you. Oh, really? Wow, that's awesome, I cannot wait to you see you! Why are you coming anyways? Oh, ok, well, I'll wait and see, better yet, everyone is gonna wait and see! Ha ha, I'll talk to you later, bye!

*Danilo hangs up.*

Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti: Borash, DO NOT INTERRUPT ME when I'm on the phone or when my phone is ringing. When the cell phone is ringing or when you hear me talking on it your best bet is to shut that damn mouth you have before I do it myself ok? Anyways, Gamer Nerd, that was quite a review of the Savina incident that you gave there but you know what I think of it? I think it sucked. Your review makes other cheap Newspaper critics that don't know what they're talking about look good, seriously, it does. As far as your Production goes, well, that's going to suck too and you know why? Because NO ONE wants to see it! Why would people care to watch a story about a Chicago Arcade Freak that went from nothing to a champion in less than a year? Why would they care? What is it that's going to make them care hu? NO ONE cares about your story of Gaming and fortune, NO ONE!
Gamer Nerd, let me tell you something, Irving Van Basten has something to do with all this but you know what? You're gonna have to wait and see what happens this Saturday at Mayhem because something is going down at Mayhem and boy, you aren't gonna like it one bit! You see, Van Basten is back to get payback for everything you did in the past in the NWF just like Cande Vetrano is going after Ms. Esposito for things in the past. But you know what? He's brought someone with him. But unfortunately for you, you won't find out who it is until Mayhem just like everyone else in the IWCF Arena. By the way, my Productions are smash-hits compared to yours that are nothing but utter crap! And like it or not, this Saturday at Mayhem, you will take part in my Production and you're gonna be apart of it whether you like it or not because after all, this Production is going to be about you! It's going to be about your triumphs and of course, your failures. And guess what? It's gonna be a smash-hit because it's gonna show the TRUE Gamer Nerd! People are gonna be talking about it whether it's on MySpace, YouTube, or Fotolog and you know why? Because this Production is going to be good! This Production will have everything, and you just like everyone else is gonna have to wait till Mayhem to because this Production will premiere at Mayhem. And just so you and everyone else knows, the ending is going to have you laying in a puddle of your own blood in the middle of the ring as my hand is raised in victory whether it's raised by Pepe Casas or Tirantes, it won't matter because at Mayhem I will be victorious and at Mayhem, I will teach you the meaning of the word, STAR, and at Mayhem, I am going to take the Golden Globe for kicking your ass! So get ready because at Mayhem there will be, LIGHTS, CAMERA, AND ACTION!

Jeremy Borash: There you have em' strong words from Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti, guys back to you.

*Jeremy Borash looks at the camera as the scene starts to fade.*