Unfinished business with Zanetti

[gamingmaniac]

Place: IWCF Arena
Event: Mayhem
When: 4/7/07
Match: "Rey Sol" Zanetti w/ Ms. Esposito v. Gamer Nerd w/ Karissa
Scene: Interview

Gamer Nerd is standing by as they're getting ready to be interviewed by Jesus Zuniga from the backstage area

Jesus Zuniga: IWCF fans, I'm here with the former IWCF heavyweight champion who he had kept the title for 2 years which is now won by Big Poppa Pump last week on Mayhem, but this week he will have some unfinished business to take care of when he faces "The Star" known as Danilo Zanetti and Gamer Nerd a lot of things going on at Mayhem last week when we saw Cande Vetrano used the title to knock you & Chris Sabin out for Steiner to become the new champion.

Then your fellow member of the Game Freaks, Samoa Joe was bloodied and out cold outside the locker room by Muerte Cibernetica and now you have some unfinished business when you take on "The Star" at Mayhem next week.

Gamer Nerd: Jesus, Steiner may had won the title from me after I held on to it for 2 years, but my chance to get it back won't stop me somewhere down the road. Right now, I do have unfinished business with that B-Movie actor Zanetti & his B-Movie scream queen Ms. Esposito. Zanetti, I couldn't help myself laughing the fact that your B-Movie scream queen Ms. Esposito being chased away by Cande Vetrano but this Saturday at Mayhem, I'll be there to get the job done myself along with Karissa who is back in the Game Freaks' locker room recovering from the Nevertheless by my arch nemesis Van Basten who also got some unfinished business to take care of.

I have decided to star in a feature movie of my own called "Gamer Nerd Strikes Back" and I will be striking back with rave reviews. It'll feature me playing the lead role also starring Karissa, Samoa Joe & Chris Sabin and I'll guarantee you that it'll be a blockbuster smash. Which now I will turn my attention to Ms. Esposito.

Ms. Esposito, how does it feel to be chickened out by Cande when you turned into a chicken and fled the IWCF arena? It felt good doesn't it? But when my Karissa watching your every move and trying to do anything in your power to help the king of all B-movies, she will be there to humiliate you in front of the fans and prove to everyone that you don't wear any make-up and reveal pictures of you running an illegal operation by putting bricks in those cheap imitation Gucci purses just like the one you used to knock me out in the middle of the ring.

So put away the movie script, put down that cheapass bottle of wine and come to Mayhem and try to put me away you swine!

Zuniga: Strong words from the former champion Gamer Nerd himself as he faces Zanetti this Saturday at Mayhem!

End

[Danilo Zanetti]

*Cameras are inside the Locker Room of one, Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti

Danilo "THE STAR Zanetti: Gamer Nerd! That was quite a speech you gave there, congratulations, I found it amusing. But first things first Gamer Nerd, I'm sooooo sorry for your lost against Scott Steiner last week at Mayhem. Even though Steiner pinned Sabin, you lost, the IWCF title that is! But I'm not here to talk about titles, I'm here to talk about you. Yes, we have unfinished business but you see Gamer Nerd, you're NOT the only one who you currently have unfinished business with. Remember a guy by the name of Irving Van Basten? Oh man, that was quite a sight last week when he came out of nowhere and Netherthelessed Karissa. In fact, I gave that moment TWO THUMBS UP because it's such a noteworthy moment in fact, let's REPLAY that scene one more time shall we?

*Zanetti replays the moment of Karissa getting the Nethertheless by Irving Van Basten last week on Mayhem.*

Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti: WOW! Look at the Impact! THAT is what I call two thumbs of worthy footage. I mean look at the expression of Karissa's face when she gets confronted by Van Basten, she's showing the sings of fright and folks, she showed that very well. But let's take a look at when Van Basten delivers the Nethertheless to Karissa. Look how scared she is when she gets this maneuver applied on, look at her! She makes better scary faces than the Frankenstein himself and THAT deserves an Academy Award for best scary face of the year. Shortly after she shows signs of scariness, she goes up, and she goes down and just look at the impact. Just looking at the Impact makes you want to cringe doesn't it? Poor her, I'm glad I wasn't in her shoes this past Sunday at Mayhem hell, I'm glad I'll never be in her shoes after all, who would want to anyways? Not me, I'll tell you that. And once this is done, Van Basten raises his hands in victory like the Dutch Star that he is but regardless, I'm still "THE STAR" right Gamer Nerd? You talk about how you're going to make a Production about you striking back well I have a question for you? Are Jay and Silent Bob going to join you too? With me, you're not going to strike back boy, you got it all wrong. With me, you're going to GO DOWN like you did this past Saturday at Mayhem. And when you do I will make sure that EVERYONE in the IWCF and EVERYONE around the world NEVER hears from a Gaming Geek-a-zoid like you EVER AGAIN! Which why I have begun my next Production entitled "The Geek-a-zoid: Gone at last". And in this Production YOU are going to be The Star of the film but in reality, I am "THE STAR" you on the other hand, are NOT and NEVER will be quite "THE STAR" like I am Gamer Nerd! Shooting for this Production will begin at Mayhem and if I were you, I'd rehearse your parts over and over because if you don't then it's going to cost you Gamer Nerd. So at Mayhem, shooting will begin and I hope that you and your little girlfriend Karissa are ready because once the shooting is over with and done, the both of you will be NEVER HERD OF AGAIN!

*As "THE STAR" is laughing, his Deep Sky Blue Razor Phone is ringing..... Zanetti then pick the call.*

Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti: Hello? OH IT'S YOU! How are you? How are things in Europe? Going great, yeah I thought so. Yeah, I saw what happened in fact, I reviewed the incident and gave it two thumbs up. Yeah, I know, that was hilarious. Moments like that are unforgettable though. YOU'RE COMING TO? When? Oh, you won't tell me eh? It must be a surprise that you have in store for me hu? After all I just finished a Play where I played the role of "Blake Schyster" so I deserve a surprise at least from someone, I just didn't think it would be you though. Yeah, thanks for the congratulations and all, I appreciate it. Yeah, I'll tell your dad you said "Hi" to him. Ok, I'll talk to you later Ok? Chau.

*Zanetti then hangs up*

Danilo "THE STAR" Zanetti: Looks like I'm in for some sort of a surprise. Unfortunately, I can't give you any more details! So for now, you're all gonna have to think about what this surprise is going to be. See you later folks!

*Zanetti exits his Locker Room. Once he shuts the door, the Cameras point to his logo as the scene starts to fade away.*