Post by Scott Steiner on Mar 26, 2007 23:11:47 GMT -5
("Steiner Siren" hits the P.A while Scott Steiner and his Manager, Cande Vetrano make theire way to the IWCF ring. As they get near the ring, Steiner holds the ropes for Vetrano who does the same for Steiner. Vetrano then ask Jeremy Borash for the microphone.)
Cande Vetrano: Well, Well, Well. You're all probably wondering about what happened last Sunday at the Pay-per-view when you saw me make my IWCF debut along with my personal "Hired Assassin", "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner. Well, if you've been wondering, guess what? You're going to get your answer right now as a matter of fact.
You see two weeks ago, I was informed by someone close to me that my "rival" Ms. Esposito had made her way here to the IWCF along with Viloni, Delmonico, and Zanetti. When I found out about them coming here, I had to get Jim Cornette's number on speed dial baby! And it wasn't until the following week when I finally spoke to Jim Cornette about me possibly becoming part of this company. One of the questions that Cornette had asked me was, "why do you want to here"? I just told him, because I just wanted to take care of some business with that ingrate Ms. Esposito. But before I ever made the deal with Cornette, he took time to tell me everything that had gone down in this company from that point on and well, I wasn't surprised to hear the words of "Havoc, Carnage, and Chaos" coming out of his mouth because you see, that's what Ms. Esposito is all about. Esposito wreaked Havoc everywhere and well, I thought I'd "join in the fun" considering that we're both very good at wreaking Havoc, Carnage, and Chaos. I also informed Cornette that I wouldn't be coming alone, I also mentioned him about a certain "Hired Assassin" that I would bring in with me. I didn't tell Cornette who I had in mind but either way, he also made a contract for whoever turned out to be my "Hired Assassin". Once my conversation with Cornette concluded, I looked through several Internet pages to see if I could find a "Hired Assassin" that would be suitable for me. And after countless hours of searching, you're looking at him!
(Boos)
Cande Vetrano: I called Steiner, offered him to be my "Hired Assassin" and after I showed him my task-list, Steiner accepted!
Yeah, "Big Poppa Pump" the man with the "Largest Arms and Shortest Fuse in Wrestling" is here all thanks to me, Cande Vetrano!
But you see, Steiner isn't hear to be one of your attractions like Randy Intocable or Pimpinela. Scott Steiner is here to do the same things Esposito did but better. Scott Steiner is also here to "take care" of my problems. And I will get to them a little later but once Steiner solves those problems for good, Steiner is going to go for a certain piece of gold that I held and dropped this past Sunday at March Mayhem. Yeah, that's right, once the problems are solved I will be more than happy to lead Scott Steiner to an IWCF Championship reign. Hell, I bet you're tired of having the same Champion for over 2 years now eh?
(Boos)
Cande Vetrano: Yeah, having the same Champion is kinda boring but it won't be once Scott Steiner captures the title but that's somewhere down the line because the sooner Steiner solves my problems, the quicker he'll get to the IWCF Championship. And Esposito, if you think you're little "STAR" will get to the title first well honey, let me tell you that you're wrong, absolutely wrong because the first person that is going to get that title is the man with "The largest arms in the world and the shortest fuse in Proffesional Wrestling" and that's him, "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner!
(Boos)
Scott Steiner: You see it's like this. "The Big Bad Booty Daddy" is here to take care of some business. And you Ms. Esposito and your little Team are the business that I was hired to take care of. Once I get done with you and your little Team I move on to something else. And that's the IWCF Championship that's at the hands of Gamer Nerd. Gamer Nerd, we face off this Saturday but somewhere down the line, you're gonna be stepping into the ring with me one-on-one for that title that you have. You see, you're lucky to have retained it at Mayhem but somewhere down the line, I'm gonna be the one that's going to take that title away from you. And you know why? Because I got "The largest arms in the world and the shortest fuse in Professional Wrestling" while you, you ain't nothing compared to "The Big Bad Booty Daddy" and neither are you Viloni, Delmonico, and Zanetti. But at Mayhem, I suggest you Zanetti and Gamer Nerd watch out and you know why? CUZ I'M READY TO SNAP!
(Fans boo)
Cande Vetrano: Yeah, Zanetti, Gamer Nerd, you both better be ready. But as far as Esposito and Karissa are concerned, they have nothing on me. And if they get involved, I'll make sure to deal with you if not, "The Big Bad Booty Daddy" will deal with the both of you and trust me, you don't want that to happen again, do you? See you at Mayhem, bitches!
("Steiner Siren" hits the P.A as Cande Vetrano drops the microphone and heads to the back with Scott Steiner)
Cande Vetrano: Well, Well, Well. You're all probably wondering about what happened last Sunday at the Pay-per-view when you saw me make my IWCF debut along with my personal "Hired Assassin", "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner. Well, if you've been wondering, guess what? You're going to get your answer right now as a matter of fact.
You see two weeks ago, I was informed by someone close to me that my "rival" Ms. Esposito had made her way here to the IWCF along with Viloni, Delmonico, and Zanetti. When I found out about them coming here, I had to get Jim Cornette's number on speed dial baby! And it wasn't until the following week when I finally spoke to Jim Cornette about me possibly becoming part of this company. One of the questions that Cornette had asked me was, "why do you want to here"? I just told him, because I just wanted to take care of some business with that ingrate Ms. Esposito. But before I ever made the deal with Cornette, he took time to tell me everything that had gone down in this company from that point on and well, I wasn't surprised to hear the words of "Havoc, Carnage, and Chaos" coming out of his mouth because you see, that's what Ms. Esposito is all about. Esposito wreaked Havoc everywhere and well, I thought I'd "join in the fun" considering that we're both very good at wreaking Havoc, Carnage, and Chaos. I also informed Cornette that I wouldn't be coming alone, I also mentioned him about a certain "Hired Assassin" that I would bring in with me. I didn't tell Cornette who I had in mind but either way, he also made a contract for whoever turned out to be my "Hired Assassin". Once my conversation with Cornette concluded, I looked through several Internet pages to see if I could find a "Hired Assassin" that would be suitable for me. And after countless hours of searching, you're looking at him!
(Boos)
Cande Vetrano: I called Steiner, offered him to be my "Hired Assassin" and after I showed him my task-list, Steiner accepted!
Yeah, "Big Poppa Pump" the man with the "Largest Arms and Shortest Fuse in Wrestling" is here all thanks to me, Cande Vetrano!
But you see, Steiner isn't hear to be one of your attractions like Randy Intocable or Pimpinela. Scott Steiner is here to do the same things Esposito did but better. Scott Steiner is also here to "take care" of my problems. And I will get to them a little later but once Steiner solves those problems for good, Steiner is going to go for a certain piece of gold that I held and dropped this past Sunday at March Mayhem. Yeah, that's right, once the problems are solved I will be more than happy to lead Scott Steiner to an IWCF Championship reign. Hell, I bet you're tired of having the same Champion for over 2 years now eh?
(Boos)
Cande Vetrano: Yeah, having the same Champion is kinda boring but it won't be once Scott Steiner captures the title but that's somewhere down the line because the sooner Steiner solves my problems, the quicker he'll get to the IWCF Championship. And Esposito, if you think you're little "STAR" will get to the title first well honey, let me tell you that you're wrong, absolutely wrong because the first person that is going to get that title is the man with "The largest arms in the world and the shortest fuse in Proffesional Wrestling" and that's him, "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner!
(Boos)
Scott Steiner: You see it's like this. "The Big Bad Booty Daddy" is here to take care of some business. And you Ms. Esposito and your little Team are the business that I was hired to take care of. Once I get done with you and your little Team I move on to something else. And that's the IWCF Championship that's at the hands of Gamer Nerd. Gamer Nerd, we face off this Saturday but somewhere down the line, you're gonna be stepping into the ring with me one-on-one for that title that you have. You see, you're lucky to have retained it at Mayhem but somewhere down the line, I'm gonna be the one that's going to take that title away from you. And you know why? Because I got "The largest arms in the world and the shortest fuse in Professional Wrestling" while you, you ain't nothing compared to "The Big Bad Booty Daddy" and neither are you Viloni, Delmonico, and Zanetti. But at Mayhem, I suggest you Zanetti and Gamer Nerd watch out and you know why? CUZ I'M READY TO SNAP!
(Fans boo)
Cande Vetrano: Yeah, Zanetti, Gamer Nerd, you both better be ready. But as far as Esposito and Karissa are concerned, they have nothing on me. And if they get involved, I'll make sure to deal with you if not, "The Big Bad Booty Daddy" will deal with the both of you and trust me, you don't want that to happen again, do you? See you at Mayhem, bitches!
("Steiner Siren" hits the P.A as Cande Vetrano drops the microphone and heads to the back with Scott Steiner)