Post by Tommy Shaw on Jul 27, 2007 18:34:20 GMT -5
Tommy sits in a bar in a corner booth by himself drinking beer, as the camera crew catches up with him. He's mumbuling in rants.
TS: Come to a new organization! Get a fresh start! OH yeah Tommy we hired that giant clown from AJCW, you remember the one that isn't funny! I HATE CLOWNS!
Tommy sees the cameras turns to face them:Ok I'll save the clown hatered for later. Heres the deal I don't think Mr. Jarrett knew what he was doin when he made a hardcore division. I know this isn't AJCW, I won't live in that past, but it was a world where light tubes were breakfast, barbwire was fun, everybody ate a table at one time. Hell I pulled out an old dvd where i had one of the triple crown titles in my grasp but let it go to dive onto my opponet layin on a table, I lost that ladder match but the fans loved it. I'd do it again, after a case of my favorite here. Tommy holds up a bottle of Miller Lite.
Jarrett you just sacraficed the Monster Abyss, Gorutta Jones, and Pogo. I'm not gonna tella ya why, I'm gonna show you!
Tommy walks up to biggest baddest looking dude in the bar takes one last drink of beer and sets bottle down in the middle of a pool table costing the shooter the game. Tommy unzips his fly and begins to pee on the large man, looking up and smiling the whole time at him.
The large man grabs Tommy throws him through a table. As Tommy pulls himself up he takes a another shot at the large man who doen't move. Tommy grabs a pool stick, kicks the man in the between the legs and cracks the pool stick over his head. And of course his friends join in and an all out bar fight insues.
Police arrive brake up the fight and make arrest. Tommy sits in a jail in a corner by himself, everyone else is huddled in groups giving Tommy his space.
Officer: Tommy Shaw you made bail!
Tommy walking past the officer:Bout time Jarrett posted my bail
Officer pointing down the hall: Wasn't Jarrett. it was the clown Pogo. By the way I got hundred on a 10 to 1 says you lose at the PPV.
Tommy takes a night stick to the mouth, but smiles at the officer, spits blood and says: You better call an ambulance.
Tommy takes off after pogo who runs for the nearest exit...
TS: Come to a new organization! Get a fresh start! OH yeah Tommy we hired that giant clown from AJCW, you remember the one that isn't funny! I HATE CLOWNS!
Tommy sees the cameras turns to face them:Ok I'll save the clown hatered for later. Heres the deal I don't think Mr. Jarrett knew what he was doin when he made a hardcore division. I know this isn't AJCW, I won't live in that past, but it was a world where light tubes were breakfast, barbwire was fun, everybody ate a table at one time. Hell I pulled out an old dvd where i had one of the triple crown titles in my grasp but let it go to dive onto my opponet layin on a table, I lost that ladder match but the fans loved it. I'd do it again, after a case of my favorite here. Tommy holds up a bottle of Miller Lite.
Jarrett you just sacraficed the Monster Abyss, Gorutta Jones, and Pogo. I'm not gonna tella ya why, I'm gonna show you!
Tommy walks up to biggest baddest looking dude in the bar takes one last drink of beer and sets bottle down in the middle of a pool table costing the shooter the game. Tommy unzips his fly and begins to pee on the large man, looking up and smiling the whole time at him.
The large man grabs Tommy throws him through a table. As Tommy pulls himself up he takes a another shot at the large man who doen't move. Tommy grabs a pool stick, kicks the man in the between the legs and cracks the pool stick over his head. And of course his friends join in and an all out bar fight insues.
Police arrive brake up the fight and make arrest. Tommy sits in a jail in a corner by himself, everyone else is huddled in groups giving Tommy his space.
Officer: Tommy Shaw you made bail!
Tommy walking past the officer:Bout time Jarrett posted my bail
Officer pointing down the hall: Wasn't Jarrett. it was the clown Pogo. By the way I got hundred on a 10 to 1 says you lose at the PPV.
Tommy takes a night stick to the mouth, but smiles at the officer, spits blood and says: You better call an ambulance.
Tommy takes off after pogo who runs for the nearest exit...